HUMOR: Toe Toe-rture (pun alert)

Post by **clong** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:02 pm

On the great highway to enlightenment, somone has to be responsible for vending pothole repair materials.

Post by **Kvetch** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:05 pm

It that a Zen toean?

It certainly SEEMS deep.

Post by **clong** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:09 pm

A toean is a story, dialog, question, or statement in the history and lore of Chan (Zen) Buddhism, generally containing aspects that are inaccessible to ratoenal understanding, yet that may be accessible to Intoeition

I think it may well be a toean.

Post by **Darb** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:46 pm

{inhaling deeply from the roiling clouds of noxious puns, as linguistic scavengers loot the corpses of the fallen, and the grieving cry for the newly toe-less}

Ah, I love the smell of napalm in toe mourning.

Post by **Darb** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:32 am

It appears that Kvetch has broken quarantine, and has exposed The Appendix to Toephoid Fever.

I guess we'll have to call him "Toephoid Kvetch" now.

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:19 am

Toetally apt.

Post by **Darb** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:40 am

Perhaps we should send him toe be examined by Dr. Sigmoid Fraud. He lost his toediatrist license some time ago, but I hear he's still practicing illegally around back.

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:46 am

A de factoe statement if ever there was one.

Post by **Darb** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:01 pm

Toe dell, my friend ... toe dell.

- a lydexic sufferer of toerettes snideroam

Post by **laurie** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:29 pm

Brad wrote:Toe dell, my friend ... toe dell.

- a lydexic sufferer of toerettes snideroam ...

... or simply insane - whichever floats your boat.

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:37 pm

You people are sad.

Post by **laurie** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:53 pm

Nah, we're not

, we're all

campers.

Like I said ... insane ...

Post by **clong** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:21 pm

I was sure that I had posted "Toe be, or not toe be?" the first time around, but I don't see it. Isn't that the question anyone who is thinking about joining this discussion should be asking themselves?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:03 pm

No, as Laurie says, the real question is, "Are they coming toe take me away toe the happy farm?"

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:23 pm

I am toe tired of being toe busy toe play with my friends on the ibdof... I am seriously toetally depressed.

I am looking toeward the end of my workshop days with toetal antoecipation.

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:31 am

What a toerrent of toermenting puns.

by the way, have you ever considered:
Smoe resarcrhres have fonud taht mispselligns are inisgnifciant - as lnog as the fisrt and last lettres are on the rihgt palce, we are able to read the wrod. This is beacuse we raed the wohle wrod, not each ltteer seapratley.

Toetally neat.

KEE

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:46 am

Not toe surprising, research can lead toe any conclusion. BTW, you know that I'm only posting this so I can get toe 666 and my husband can read that ranking.

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:01 am

Restless, pacing to and toe, Gabriel first considered some target practice with his spiffy new toe and arrows in the toepiary, then decided to relax in the library with an old Edgar Allan Toe volume instead. "A small toeken of my esteem, kittoe," Salazar Toeriaga, the nefarious toetalitarian dictator, had said upon first presenting him with the book years ago at the protoecol toega party where they'd first met.

He could still remember how passionate Salazar could become while plotting the overthrow of all the infernal commie pinktoes: "Only toegether can we turn them to the dark side of the Force," he would intoene menacingly.

"Toe is me," Gabe sighed. "How I miss those days. But what is past is toelogue, I suppose...rightoe, to the library, then."

/:roll: Oh man. I just read that through a second time and I think it's going to make me sick...intoelerable, just intoelerable.

Post by **clong** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:40 am

felonius' motto:

Toe boldly; go where no man has gone before.

Post by **Darb** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:23 am

{Brad watches Felon's atoemic pun-bombing of the thread with a mixtoer of awe ... and dread that the resulting fallout is likely to cause metatarsic cancer for everyone reading this}

If the radiance of a thousand suns
Were toe burst at once into the sky,
That would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
Now I am become Death,
Toe shatterer of Worlds.

- Robert Oppenheimer, quoting the Bhagavad-Gita, at the "Trinity" test of the world's first atomic bomb, 16th July 1945

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:35 am

/me collapses, stricken, stiffening with rigor toetis.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:42 am

Brad wrote:{Brad watches Felon's atoemic pun-bombing of the thread with a mixtoer of awe ... and dread that the resulting fallout is likely to cause metatarsic cancer for everyone reading this}

If the radiance of a thousand suns
Were toe burst at once into the sky,
That would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
Now I am become Death,
Toe shatterer of Worlds.

- Robert Oppenheimer, quoting the Bhagavad-Gita, at the "Trinity" test of the world's first atomic bomb, 16th July 1945

Don't you mean Toebert Oppenheimer, upon the test of the first atoemic bomb?

Post by **Darb** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:46 am

/me runs to Felon's side and begins examining him, overcome with worry.

That's what I was afraid of ... looks like a combination of metatarsic cancer, and toemaine poisoning. If he hadn't put his foot in his mouth earlier, he might have lived a few more weeks. Poor guy.

What is toe become of us, here at the end of all things ?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:26 am

here at the end of all things

isn't this a toelkien quote?

Post by **Darb** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:30 am

It's hard toe pull the literary wool over a literate Norseman's eyes.