A home for our "Off-Topic" Chats. Like to play games? Tell jokes? Shoot the breeze about nothing at all ? Here is the place where you can hang out with the IBDoF Peanut Gallery and have some fun.
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Greabo Girl
Methuselah's Child
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by Greabo Girl Sun May 29, 2005 8:56 am
Fortunately, I know a really good phyciatrist (Yeah, I can't spell it)
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
laurie
Spelling Mistress
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by laurie Sun May 29, 2005 10:33 pm
Unfortunately, I have no idea what GG was trying to spell, and thus can't help (or *whap*) her today.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
nzilla
Scholar Adept
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by nzilla Mon May 30, 2005 1:11 am
Fortunately, any of those would probably be smart enough just to tell him to go buy some Preparation H.
Ever since I started equating correlation with causality, violent crime has fallen 58%.
Greabo Girl
Methuselah's Child
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by Greabo Girl Mon May 30, 2005 10:05 am
Unfortunately, that would probably result in lots of Austin Powers jokes.
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
Kahrey
Fairy Tale Heroine - aka "Cinders"
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by Kahrey Mon May 30, 2005 11:42 pm
Fortunately I could at least laugh at them.
"Life is trial and error. Those who succeed are those who survive their failures and keep trying." - LE Modesitt, Jr.
nzilla
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by nzilla Tue May 31, 2005 6:51 pm
Unfortunately, your laugh sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Ever since I started equating correlation with causality, violent crime has fallen 58%.
Greabo Girl
Methuselah's Child
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by Greabo Girl Tue May 31, 2005 7:40 pm
Fortunately, I like the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
mccormack44
Grande Dame
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by mccormack44 Tue May 31, 2005 7:58 pm
Unfortunately, I don't; but I DO know something that sound's worse — a live telephone jack being pulled across the circuits.
Greabo Girl
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by Greabo Girl Tue May 31, 2005 8:07 pm
Fortunately, ear plugs can be bought everywhere!
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
nzilla
Scholar Adept
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by nzilla Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:40 pm
Unfortunately, the beating of my evil little heart in my ears scares me.
Ever since I started equating correlation with causality, violent crime has fallen 58%.
Greabo Girl
Methuselah's Child
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by Greabo Girl Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:12 am
Fortunately, I can't hear your heart
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
Darb
Punoholic
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by Darb Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:08 am
Unfortunately, that's because you have Tourettes Syndrome, and are constantly saying "Meh" at random intervels.
Kvetch
Sweeper
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by Kvetch Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:11 am
Fortunately, she has not contracted Toerettes Syndrome
"I'm the family radical. The rest are terribly stuffy. Aside from Aunt - she's just odd."
Darb
Punoholic
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by Darb Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:23 am
Unfor
toe nately, the
Toe -rettes Epidemic sweeping though The Quill & Fountain has already infected 6 people (some of them are cri
toe ically ill), and is threatening
toe escape our control.
Greabo Girl
Methuselah's Child
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by Greabo Girl Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:28 am
Fortunately, Brad should be getting a visit from those nice men in white coats any day now...Meh
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
Darb
Punoholic
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by Darb Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:38 am
Unfor
toe nately for me, they're
already here .
Kvetch
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by Kvetch Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:52 am
Fortoenately for us , ditto
"I'm the family radical. The rest are terribly stuffy. Aside from Aunt - she's just odd."
mccormack44
Grande Dame
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by mccormack44 Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:24 pm
Fortunately (for me), I can't pun, so I'm free of this fear.
Darb
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by Darb Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:29 pm
Unfortunately for you, the mortality rate for Metastatic Punlessoma is 100%.
(spotting the thread correction)
Fortunately for you, we're all equally mortal, so that mortality figure doesn't really mean very much, so you might as well continue living high on the hog.
Greabo Girl
Methuselah's Child
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by Greabo Girl Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:40 pm
Brad, stop posting two '(Un) fortunately' or tripple posting!!!!!!!!!!!!
When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'.
Kvetch
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by Kvetch Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:51 pm
Unfortunately, you posted out of synch, so this post of mine should really be a fortunate post.
tripple:
"I'm the family radical. The rest are terribly stuffy. Aside from Aunt - she's just odd."
Darb
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by Darb Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:56 pm
Fortunately for me, I can blame Sue for our synchronization woes (she revised her post while I was composing and posting mine, and then I had to ammend mine after spotting her correction).
Kvetch
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by Kvetch Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:03 pm
Unfortunately, you misspelt 'amend'. And you probably should have used 'emend' instead.
"I'm the family radical. The rest are terribly stuffy. Aside from Aunt - she's just odd."
Darb
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by Darb Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:17 pm
Fortunately for everyone I've run out of time and have to get on with other things.
mccormack44
Grande Dame
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by mccormack44 Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:30 pm
Unfortunately, I seemed to have caused a problem, by trying to correct one; 'twas ever thus!
