A home for our "Off-Topic" Chats. Like to play games? Tell jokes? Shoot the breeze about nothing at all ? Here is the place where you can hang out with the IBDoF Peanut Gallery and have some fun.
He/She/It/They came through a 4th dimension into nothingness, found it boring and decide dot create a race of sub-intelligent creatures (to them) to pass the time with. Never the less they soon tired of the earthlings and abandoned us to our pitiful existences.
Do people in Australia/New Zealand call the rest of the world 'up over'?
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you,
S Adams
Because they used to make boxes (and good ones at that!)before humans first enslaved and then inbred them into servile stupidity. Duh!
Did they name the Thesaurus after a Dinosaur with an exceptionally large vocabulary?
"A writer's chosen task is to write well and professionally. If you can't keep doing it, then you're no longer a professional, but a gifted amateur." L. E. Modessit, jr.
Because palindromeemordnilap just looked too bizarre
Why is it photograph rather than fotograf?
"A writer's chosen task is to write well and professionally. If you can't keep doing it, then you're no longer a professional, but a gifted amateur." L. E. Modessit, jr.
It's one of those strange anomalies of the English language.
Is God bi-polar? (due to the drastic shifts of ideology in the Bible... )
"A writer's chosen task is to write well and professionally. If you can't keep doing it, then you're no longer a professional, but a gifted amateur." L. E. Modessit, jr.
I don't think so. Some cleric with an eating disorder came up with that one.
Is "ma'am" a euphemism for mammaries?
"A writer's chosen task is to write well and professionally. If you can't keep doing it, then you're no longer a professional, but a gifted amateur." L. E. Modessit, jr.
He lives in never-never land and thinks he’s Peter Pan.
Speaking of the Devil, What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you,
S Adams
No. They're elusive buggers--they always manage to get away.
Why do cigarette lighters warn you to "ignite flame away from face and clothing" when they know you're going to do the exact opposite? (if you're a smoker, of course)
"A writer's chosen task is to write well and professionally. If you can't keep doing it, then you're no longer a professional, but a gifted amateur." L. E. Modessit, jr.
"A writer's chosen task is to write well and professionally. If you can't keep doing it, then you're no longer a professional, but a gifted amateur." L. E. Modessit, jr.
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