GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Sun May 09, 2004 2:50 pm

No - they have contact with a soiled condom discarded by one of their teenage children.

Why do lawyers say: "Tell us, in your own words..."? Whose words would they use?

Post by **Kvetch** » Sun May 09, 2004 3:38 pm

words stolen from the internet word database of words (IWDoW) of course

my question is:

Superenigmatix · Post by **Superenigmatix** » Sun May 09, 2004 6:09 pm

If Oil of Ulay is called Oil of Olay in New Zealand what is it called in Spain?

bob k. mando · Post by **bob k. mando** » Sun May 09, 2004 7:06 pm

Mr. Zog's Sex Wax <<< being a hawai'i surfer boi i know all about that stuff.

why didn't the old woman pull the wings off of the fly before she swallowed it?

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Sun May 09, 2004 7:12 pm

Lubricar de Olay

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, why do we live together on Earth?

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Sun May 09, 2004 7:19 pm

Oops!

I guess I made my post a hair too slow...

Well, the old woman was senile and hence not in her right mind.

Why could Jack Sprat eat no fat and his wife eat no lean?

mrdude · Post by **mrdude** » Sun May 09, 2004 8:34 pm

Jack sprat was obviously a strict vegan and his wife was on the atkins diet.

Why can't I beat ninja Gaiden? WHY!!!!!

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Sun May 09, 2004 9:12 pm

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, why do we live together on Earth?

you see, the men were so helpless they needed a woman but since they never cleaned, no woman would step onto the planet, therefore they agreed to meet on earth.

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Sun May 09, 2004 9:30 pm

touchee

but you didn't ask another question

Post by **Kvetch** » Mon May 10, 2004 2:10 am

the question was out of date - the current one is Ninja Gaiden (sp?)

because you are incompetent

do pink fish levitate?

Gil galad · Post by **Gil galad** » Mon May 10, 2004 4:24 am

no because they are pink

have you ever heard a wishing well wish?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Mon May 10, 2004 8:18 am

only in Cleaveland.

What's another word for synonym?

Post by **Ghost** » Mon May 10, 2004 8:52 am

I donâ€™t know look it up in the thesaurus.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Mon May 10, 2004 3:10 pm

They use it for a baseline.

Was a TV nicknamed "The Boob Tube" before or after the advent of Cinemax?

Post by **Darb** » Mon May 10, 2004 3:18 pm

People were suckling low-brow pop culture entertainment from the "Glass Teat" long before cinemax came along (ok, not such a stupid answer ... so sue me)

Say, how the heck did the PC Mouse get its name ?

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Mon May 10, 2004 3:27 pm

Because mouse is easier to say than "that little dealybobber you use to move the arrow around on the screen."

Why did the Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe have so many children...yet not know what to do?

Post by **Darb** » Mon May 10, 2004 3:39 pm

Being "barefoot and pregnant" is a state of mind, not just an occupation - and living in a shoe while doing so (BF & Preggers) was just the author's thin excuse for making it seem like a fairy tale rather than tritely biting social commentary (ok, still not stupid, but mildly entertaining this time - close enough ... I think I'm getting the hang of this)

So, why the heck is a freeway called a "free-way" if you have to pay friggin tolls ?

Post by **Kvetch** » Mon May 10, 2004 3:42 pm

every one knows the government lies all the time

Given that a and b are integers such that a = b + 1, Prove: 1 = 0

1. a = b + 1 1. Given
2. (a-b)a = (a-b)(b+1) - - 2. Multiplication Prop. of =
3. a2 - ab = ab + a - b2 - b - - 3. Distributive Propoerty
4. a2 - ab -a = ab + a -a - b2 - b - - 4. Subtraction Prop. of =
5. a(a - b - 1) = b(a - b - 1) - - 5. Distributive Propoerty
6. a = b - - 6. Division Property of =
7. b + 1 = b - - 7. Transitive Property of = (Steps 1, 7)
8. Therefore, 1 = 0 - - 8. Subtraction Prop. of =

what's wrong?

Post by **Darb** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:15 pm

Stupid Answer: What's wrong is that your algebra sucks, and you cant spell so gud either ("Distributive Propoerty" ?)

Stupid Question: Why is a beef burger called a hamburger when it doesn't contain any ham ?

mrdude · Post by **mrdude** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:48 pm

because it was origionally created in the town of hamburg

who invented socks?

Post by **Ghost** » Mon May 10, 2004 6:21 pm

It was originally invented as insulation by the old women who lived in a shoe.

Can people who are right handed ever be said to be in their right mind?

Gil galad · Post by **Gil galad** » Mon May 10, 2004 7:02 pm

yes

do quacks quack?

Post by **Darb** » Mon May 10, 2004 7:02 pm

/me whistles mrdude & slips him a red card for giving an answer (hamburg) that was neither stupid, nor entertaining. Correct answer, but no points

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Mon May 10, 2004 7:27 pm

Of course quacks quack. (What else would they do?)

Why did Jack fall down and break his crown and Jill come tumbling after?

Post by **Ghost** » Mon May 10, 2004 7:51 pm

Jack was doing a number on Jill, when Jillâ€™s dad kick open the door and cocked his shotgun, when Jack jumped towards the window he got tangled in the sheets and he took Jill down with him (this is a lot better than â€œyesâ€