GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Sat May 08, 2004 9:32 pm

This is kinda a game....

I start by asking a stupid (or meaningless, unanswerable) question, and then the next person answers the question and asks a stupid one of their own. then the next person does the same, etc.

Ook....

Q: If all the nations are in debt, where did all the money go?

::retitled 25.vi.2005 - Kvetch::

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Sat May 08, 2004 9:33 pm

Al Gore gave it to the Chinese.

What the heck does jumbo shrimp mean?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Sat May 08, 2004 9:35 pm

That the shrimp's name is Jumbo.

If all the world's a stage, where is the audience?

Gil galad · Post by **Gil galad** » Sat May 08, 2004 11:32 pm

in my shoe

what do you call a fly with no wings?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Sat May 08, 2004 11:41 pm

A bug.

Why do they call them buffalo wings?

Post by **Ghost** » Sun May 09, 2004 12:02 am

Because airplane wings was already used (and everyone knows a fly w/o wings is called a Walk).

Why canâ€™t a vampire just use sun screen?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Sun May 09, 2004 12:25 am

They need more protection than a screen. (i didnt know a fly without wings was called a Wake)

how come when in a restaraunt you ask for the check and they bring you a bill?

mrdude · Post by **mrdude** » Sun May 09, 2004 12:55 am

So you don't run away.

why is a raven like a writing desk?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:05 am

It isn't.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, why do they have locks on their doors?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:11 am

Cos they are retarded.

Why do cows say "moo"?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:17 am

Because it is the only word they know.

Why do you have to wash your bath towels? Aren't you clean when you use them?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:22 am

"You're not always as clean as you think."

What happens when a fire truck, ambulance, cop, and postman all pull up at a foru-way stop at the same time?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:26 am

They all wave.

Why do they call left-handed people Southpaws? ( I actually know the answer to this, i just couldn't think of anything else.

P.S. Kahrey, go to bed, it is late.

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:30 am

because if you look at the US from the Eastern Hemisphere, our "south" is on the left.

what do you call the breed of puppies made by a bulldog and a shitzu? (i know this one too)

P.S. MK, besides that im not tired, i keep having to get up and walk around.

mrdude · Post by **mrdude** » Sun May 09, 2004 2:03 am

I don't usually call them.

Is this statment false?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Sun May 09, 2004 2:51 am

It isn't a statement.

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

Gil galad · Post by **Gil galad** » Sun May 09, 2004 4:45 am

mrdude wrote: why is a raven like a writing desk?

Holy cow! i never thought i'd see this question again. It does bring up some very interesting answers though. I need to find my notes though to figure out what any of those were

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Sun May 09, 2004 7:54 am

felonius wrote: Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

That's due to the strange wonders of the English language.

Q. Why do some people unroll their toilet paper from the top rather than the bottom?

bob k. mando · Post by **bob k. mando** » Sun May 09, 2004 10:12 am

Q: what do you call the breed of puppies made by a bulldog and a shitzu?
this is obviously a bull-sh1t question.

Q: Why do some people unroll their toilet paper from the top rather than the bottom?

because you can use the extra 3 inches of height if you don't have to keep the end of the paper within reach of your bull-sh1t.

Q: how much sh1t would a bull-sh1t sh1t, if a bull-sh1t could sh1t bull?

Post by **Ghost** » Sun May 09, 2004 11:49 am

That would be a sh1t load.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Sun May 09, 2004 11:55 am

You die, of course.

Why did the old woman swallow the fly?

Post by **Ghost** » Sun May 09, 2004 12:17 pm

Because she didn’t want to chew it.

If you have an open mind won’t your brains fall out?

(PS that’s why they are called undecided voters)

Post by **Kvetch** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:49 pm

Yes, but most people never use them any way

why?

felonius · Post by **felonius** » Sun May 09, 2004 2:17 pm

Why else?

Why do we say things are 'out of whack?' What's a whack?

Post by **Kvetch** » Sun May 09, 2004 2:44 pm

one of these *smashes felonious over head*

(I'll get you for the damn circumlocution)

when people talk about the birds and the bees, do they have any contact with basic biology?