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Well, for pete's sake, I'm not evil. I thought I answered the questions very nicely. Who wouldn't choose Canada as a weapon? I mean, it's CANADA.

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Gee, I'm just a little Goody Two-Shoes, aren't I?


Surprising, since I chose "politician" as my ideal career.

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I've never considered myself twisted... only crazy. =P

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oh well. Canada is most definitely the best weapon

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I too can be counted among the twisted.

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I wonder what score the guys who devised this test got!

Consistent with my opinion, I chose "executioner" as my favorite job.

Alright, well at least now I know what I must do.

As the most evil member of this forum, I command all the other members to start gathering their worldly goods to be given in tribute to me. Also, please put on a pot of tea for the marauding fire-breathing demons which will soon be coming 'round to your house (blowing fire is thirsty work). You will be punished anyway.

hh and tb, I see that you are on the cusp of evilness and can be easily swayed, so I will bring you over to my side with a bag of gold and the promise of unlimited power.

Right then, it's off to dominate the world for me. Get busy with that quivering in fear business as soon as possible.

Royal assassin, reporting for duty ...

violetblue wrote:

Right then, it's off to dominate the world for me. Get busy with that quivering in fear business as soon as possible.

And I say to all peace-loving and angelic people like me (Sue, Laurie and we'll also take Kuroc in the bandwagon): "Off with their heads!" ("they" meaning everybody else except nzilla, him we can just keep under close supervision till he chooses which side to come to - and he'd better choose the right side....).

I tried to give the "evilest" possible answers.. and I got that:

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That was using "politician" as favorite job, by the way (same result with "lawyer")....

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oooo, vb, can i be in charge of the demons??? pretty please?

I was going to cat-fight you to the death, daetara, but then I decided you can be in charge of the killer sheep.

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2810911 (omg, you haaaave to watch this)

*Makes note to self: assign royal assassin to take care of any evil competition...

*Another note: voralfred is obviously too sweet to live, a vat of acid should balance him out, muh-ha-ha

wow, that might be even more fun than the cow!

you don't have to worry about me, by the way...i'm small-scale evil. strictly mice, rats, and the occasional rabbit. and a vole or two, when i can find them...not too common in this area, i believe. you humans don't interest me.

I tried to take the evil quiz but all I got was a black screen with nothing on it. Maybe I'm not worthy to take the evil quiz, bummer!

daetara wrote:wow, that might be even more fun than the cow!

This is what they say about the chicken-eating cow:

"The local vets said the cow was probably suffering from a disease but others said Lal was a tiger in his previous birth,"

So daetara, who was clearly a cat in her previous birth (unless she is one in this life, a cat that passes the Turing test, of course) is not as dangerous at that tiger-cow. VB, on the other hand....

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physik wrote:<img src="http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/pureevil.jpg">

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Muh-ha-ha... my dark army grows... but I get dibs on ruling the forum, physik, 'cause I did the test first. Muh-ha-ha.

violetblue wrote:

physik wrote:<img src="http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/pureevil.jpg">

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Muh-ha-ha... my dark army grows... but I get dibs on ruling the forum, physik, 'cause I did the test first. Muh-ha-ha.

Don't make me send my army of evil clowns after you!

"Isn't it rich?
Aren't they a pair?
He with his feet on the ground
She in mid-air
But where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns ......."

Two "Pure Evil" so-called "rulers" for the same forum?
Laurie, Sue and I (with Kuroc's assistance) won't even have to fight them . They'll just destroy each other without any interference from the good side.

I really like the emoticon

and since I'm the twisted sister, I'll just make myself some popcorn, sit back and watch

Obliviously, voralfred, the system realized that (when you selected "lawyer") you were testing it .. so it gave you a very lawyer-esque response.

When *I* picked "lawyer", it caught a glimpse of my soul and set me on the path of Righteous Evilness.

(Target in sight - awaiting confirmation of kill-order.)