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You learned that long ago, my friend.ChoChiyo wrote:Today I learned that I coud waste an entire weekend without really trying.

Today I learned that one must not answer the phone while chicken is cooking in a George Foreman Grill if one wants an edible meal. Burned in 2 minutes flat...

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"So where the hell is he?" -- Laurie
"So where the hell is he?" -- Laurie
Whoa! Your post gave me a jolt. That must've been traumatizing. Last year a teenager jumped/fell (hasn't yet been determined) from the seventeenth floor of my girlfriend's building. We left early that morning & saw "parts" strewn over the street. We were both quite shaken for some time & stayed at my place. Hope you're doing okay.gpackin wrote:Today I learned that a minor delay of the train I ride home from work can turn into something really bad...
Today I learned that I do indeed look at the keys when I type. Yesterday after I went home a colleague switched the N and the M on one of my keyboards, so this morning I ended up locking myself out of my account. After figuring out what was wrong I, of course, did the same thing to another colleague.
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lol.gpackin wrote:Today I learned that I do indeed look at the keys when I type. Yesterday after I went home a colleague switched the N and the M on one of my keyboards, so this morning I ended up locking myself out of my account. After figuring out what was wrong I, of course, did the same thing to another colleague.
Today I learned that you shouldn't procrasinate valentine's day if something is expected.
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Today I learned that I CAN keep a clear head while trying to avoid what could have potentially been a very bad car accident, boy was I scared though. 

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I'm glad you were able to avoid the accident.
Today I learned that there is another Internet place where I'll probably hang out a whole lot: and part of the Apple Website with discussions in support of various programs. We've just bought iWorks 08, and I'm trying to learn to use the program Pages to create "real" books.
I got my first question answered in two hours.
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Today I learned that there is another Internet place where I'll probably hang out a whole lot: and part of the Apple Website with discussions in support of various programs. We've just bought iWorks 08, and I'm trying to learn to use the program Pages to create "real" books.
I got my first question answered in two hours.
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Apple's discussion forums are great! I've found a lot of answers to problems there, and learned quite a few "tricks" too.mccormack44 wrote:... and part of the Apple Website with discussions in support of various programs...
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Today I learned that A LOT of men shop at Victoria's Secret on Valentine's Day.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"So where the hell is he?" -- Laurie
"So where the hell is he?" -- Laurie
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Really? I've found that the opposite is true (I get much more out of GIVING something than I do out of receiving, and I continue to get something out of it long after the gift is given).
For instance, at Christmas, as a hostess gift, I gave my aunt a pillar candle in a hurricane-type holder. She loved it so much, she still gushes about it two months later, uses it every time she's at the cabin, and I feel fantastic
Last Christmas, I knit another aunt a scarf... got to see her wearing it on Sunday, and felt all warm and fuzzy all over again
Just to keep this on topic,
Today I learned that if I shift my car into 1st gear when the roads haven't been clear, I wont slide around at all! (I have an automatic... no one had ever explained this to me before, and I didn't have a car last winter).
For instance, at Christmas, as a hostess gift, I gave my aunt a pillar candle in a hurricane-type holder. She loved it so much, she still gushes about it two months later, uses it every time she's at the cabin, and I feel fantastic


Just to keep this on topic,
Today I learned that if I shift my car into 1st gear when the roads haven't been clear, I wont slide around at all! (I have an automatic... no one had ever explained this to me before, and I didn't have a car last winter).
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Today I learned, well actually it was yesterday, that if I cry when we hit a deer, my husband will tease me unmercifully about it because I'm such a softy.
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Today I learned that when your hair feels funny while trying to do it, it most likely means you forgot to rinse out the conditioner.
"Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him.
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
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No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
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forgot to... erm.... do you step out of the shower after you've put in the conditioner? (My mom won't even wash her hair in the shower... I don't think she's ever used the shower in her house - she sponge bathes... what a hell of a lot of trouble!)
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In this particular case I used one of those intense "put in hair and wait ten minutes" conditioners. During that time I washed my face, body, shaved, brushed my teeth and completely forgot about the hair. Not as bad as the time I only shaved one leg!
"Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him.
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..." Veggie Tales
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..." Veggie Tales
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I didn't explain myself well enough, I LOVE LOVE LOVE giving. But on valentines day I was giving and everyone gave and recieved. I was the only one not to recieve and it got rubbed in my face... so I wasn't very happy at the time.tollbaby wrote:Really? I've found that the opposite is true (I get much more out of GIVING something than I do out of receiving, and I continue to get something out of it long after the gift is given).
Well i had it cut really short on halloween... and it grew out to my shoulders, so I got it cut again which was nice.Zybahn wrote:Hehehe... I learned that two-and-a-half months ago.moonwolf021 wrote:Today I learned that I am a much happier person with short hair.
Well done!
Today I learned that trying to explain hilariously complicated inside jokes to someone can earn you odd stares....and have them question your sanity
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