Good job felonius.
I put the rules in this thread so when someone breaks one I will be able to reference it easier.
Come on folks, I know there are more writers out there.
Scoring Rules:
1] Post count [This is more for keeping an easy eye on active participants]
2] Originality [has this material been used before on this thread]
3] Humor [Can this post be considered truly funny]
4] Continuity [Did this post successfully close on the preceding post]
5] Rule Breakers [should be obvious... ]
CARDNIAL RULES:
1. GENRE HOPPING: Just to make things interesting, each new post must switch to a different genre style (i.e, Sci Fi, Horror, Gumshoe Mystery, Romance, Fantasy, Juvenile, Comedy, Anime/Cartoon, Superheroes, etc.). You must announce that genre at the top of your post, before actually beginning.
2. CONTINUITY: A given post must end abruptly, in mid-story, with an elipsis (...) and the next person to post MUST pick up immediately where the previous post left off, using their new genre style - after that, all bets are off. You can steer the story wherever you wish, being as conservative, or as crazy as you desire.
3. TURNS: Participants are not allowed to respond to their own posts - after you post, you must wait for at least 1 other person to post before posting again. To avoid crossing posts, we'll use a 'token key' system - if the thread appears open, and waiting for a response, post "OK, MY TURN" ... after that, you have up to ONE HOUR to make your post. If more than one hour goes by, it's thrown open to all comers who wish to declare it's THEIR turn. However, if nobody else has claimed the turn by the time your delayed post is ready, then go ahead and post it.
n.b. - once you have grabbed your turn - for your post simply "edit" your turn lock. Dropped tokens will at some stage be edited out...
4. EFFORT: Dont trivialize - put a little effort into making your post interesting & entertaining, otherwise there's no point in playing. Be as funny, or as serious as you like. The whole point is to have a little mutual fun bouncing around a constantly evolving plot - like a crowd with a beach ball.
5. LENGTH: There is no minimum or maximum length for any given post - provided you can write it in less than 1 hour.
6. RATING: The forum is essentially PG13 - we will exercise some lattitude in this area - but if you wish to cross the line you do so at the risk of censorship!
Current: felonius – Post +1 (obvious), Originality +1 (new genre) Humor +1 (washing hands/apple cobbler), Continuity +1 (smooth transition) Rule Breaker –0 (did not break any rules) TOTAL: 4
Overall Scoring
felonius P: 2 O: 2 H: 1 C: 1 RB: -0 TOTAL: 6
Aunflin P: 1 O: 1 H: 1 C: 1 RB: -0 TOTAL: 4
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are solely those of Judge Roy Bean and not those of the administrator, any moderators, or of the IDBOF (but they should be).
, I’m the Judge 
But it's a good rule to follow. Otherwise, I'd swiftly fly off into the depths of la-la land--aka: bizarre stream-of-consciousness fantasy 
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Never mind, they’re all probably illiterate, uncreative trolls anyway. 
Let's see what kind of disjointed, rambling, incoherant, confusing, atypical (and etc, etc...) mishmash of a tale we can come up with. 
<-- bowing to popular consensus on the cumulative scoring issue 
, but then posts with drama, horror, etc… genre would not be punished. I would only have to review scoring on the two posts that were not judged humorous (felonius I and Kahrey).