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This is kinda a game....

I start by asking a stupid (or meaningless, unanswerable) question, and then the next person answers the question and asks a stupid one of their own. then the next person does the same, etc.

Ook....

Q: If all the nations are in debt, where did all the money go?

::retitled 25.vi.2005 - Kvetch::

Al Gore gave it to the Chinese.


What the heck does jumbo shrimp mean?

That the shrimp's name is Jumbo.

If all the world's a stage, where is the audience?

in my shoe

what do you call a fly with no wings?

A bug.

Why do they call them buffalo wings?

Because airplane wings was already used (and everyone knows a fly w/o wings is called a Walk).

Why can’t a vampire just use sun screen?

They need more protection than a screen. (i didnt know a fly without wings was called a Wake)

how come when in a restaraunt you ask for the check and they bring you a bill?

So you don't run away.

why is a raven like a writing desk?

It isn't.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, why do they have locks on their doors?

Cos they are retarded.

Why do cows say "moo"?

Because it is the only word they know.

Why do you have to wash your bath towels? Aren't you clean when you use them?

"You're not always as clean as you think."

What happens when a fire truck, ambulance, cop, and postman all pull up at a foru-way stop at the same time?

They all wave.

Why do they call left-handed people Southpaws? ( I actually know the answer to this, i just couldn't think of anything else.


P.S. Kahrey, go to bed, it is late.

because if you look at the US from the Eastern Hemisphere, our "south" is on the left.

what do you call the breed of puppies made by a bulldog and a shitzu? (i know this one too)

P.S. MK, besides that im not tired, i keep having to get up and walk around.

I don't usually call them.

Is this statment false?

It isn't a statement.

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

mrdude wrote: why is a raven like a writing desk?

Holy cow! i never thought i'd see this question again. It does bring up some very interesting answers though. I need to find my notes though to figure out what any of those were

felonius wrote: Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

That's due to the strange wonders of the English language.

Q. Why do some people unroll their toilet paper from the top rather than the bottom?

Q: what do you call the breed of puppies made by a bulldog and a shitzu?
this is obviously a bull-sh1t question.

Q: Why do some people unroll their toilet paper from the top rather than the bottom?

because you can use the extra 3 inches of height if you don't have to keep the end of the paper within reach of your bull-sh1t.

Q: how much sh1t would a bull-sh1t sh1t, if a bull-sh1t could sh1t bull?

That would be a sh1t load.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You die, of course.

Why did the old woman swallow the fly?

Because she didn’t want to chew it.

If you have an open mind won’t your brains fall out?


(PS that’s why they are called undecided voters)

Yes, but most people never use them any way


why?

Why else?

Why do we say things are 'out of whack?' What's a whack?

one of these *smashes felonious over head*

(I'll get you for the damn circumlocution)



when people talk about the birds and the bees, do they have any contact with basic biology?