GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately Thread

Post by **Ghost** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:11 pm

Fortunately you forgot to write unfortunately above, or should that be an unfortunately?

Post by **Kvetch** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:25 pm

metafortunately, i am happy to write this post to make the issue even more confused.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:36 pm

Unfortunately, I meant to say "unfortuantely" at the beginning of the post, but being beleagered by punkins I didn't pay enough attention.

Post by **Kvetch** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:44 pm

fortunately, despite my unhelpful posting, it all makes sense now.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:47 pm

Unfortunately, I need to be *whapped* repeatedly if I'm in here fooling around and not writing because I am home now and have no excuses.

Well, actually, I have plenty of excuses, but no REASONS!

K. I'm out of here.

Post by **Kvetch** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:51 pm

fortunately, you escaped in time.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:28 pm

Unfortuantely, I'm stuck, so I'm loitering here, and Kvetch has gone to sleep, so there's no one to chase me back to work.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:34 pm

Fortunately, Kvetch's exercise suggestion really works.

If you're too lazy to get up, then sit up straight in your chair, and stick your legs straight out, holding them in the air at a 90 degree angle. It's great exercise.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:47 pm

Unfortunately, I'd fall off if I tried that, but it's okay...Folding laundry helps too.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:48 pm

Fortunately, if you feel like you'll fall, you can just put your legs back down again.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:32 pm

Unfortunately, I'm so clumsy, I'd probably fall backward off my chair and crack my head.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:34 pm

Fortunately, it's virtually impossible.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:41 pm

Unfortunately, one of my very good friends had that very thing happen to him....recently, too.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:55 pm

Fortunately, umm, uh, ah, crap.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:06 am

Unfortunately, you are unable to find something positive in that situation. You are a pessimist! :evil glare:

Post by **Kvetch** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:27 am

fortunately, ECM can counteract this by being optimistic

(an undead gothic lunatic, optimistic??!?)

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:50 pm

Unfortunately, trying to visualize that has given me a massive brain seizure, and now i'm drooling mindlessly.

Post by **Ghost** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:52 pm

Fortunately one of your punkins just ran off to get the school nurse.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:57 pm

Unfortunately, the school nurse is not even allowed to distribute aspirin--though today is the one day of the week she is here!

Post by **Kvetch** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:34 pm

fortunately, she will at least be able to phone an ambulance

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:13 pm

Unfortunately, my drooling has given me a rash on my chin.

Post by **Kvetch** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:18 pm

fortunately, you can volunteer to caulk the devil seam. that way the drool will run up your nostrils.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:26 pm

Unfortuantely, I will then drown....on my own saliva, which would be a pathetic way to die.

Post by **Kvetch** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:41 pm

fortunately, you will have survived long enough to plug the leak. The rest of us will survive.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:44 pm

Unfortuantely, the world has no purpose once I have been removed from it....(see Evil Empress thread)