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mccormack44
Grande Dame
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Location: Columbia, Missouri
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by mccormack44 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:21 pm
… appears to be thirty years younger than I am, but feels four years older than I do (I've never gotten past the uncertainties of age 16).
ODDBALL715
Monolith Dancer
Posts: 2075 Joined: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:47 pm
Location: Indiana
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by ODDBALL715 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:54 pm
...feels a year younger than I am.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
laurie
Spelling Mistress
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Location: The part of New York where "flurries" means 2 feet of snow to shovel
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by laurie » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:11 pm
... is young enough to be my grandchild. (But only if both I and my child had our children at your present age.)
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"So where the hell is he?" -- Laurie
ravenwing989
Legionnaire
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Location: Probably gone running...
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by ravenwing989 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:34 pm
...is older than me!!! (pretty much everyone here is, so....
lol)
Soccer is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
-Anonymous
ODDBALL715
Monolith Dancer
Posts: 2075 Joined: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:47 pm
Location: Indiana
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by ODDBALL715 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:44 am
...is mature beyond her years, well usually.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
ravenwing989
Legionnaire
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Location: Probably gone running...
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by ravenwing989 » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:41 pm
...is correct.
Soccer is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
-Anonymous
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
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Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:01 am
...is universally adored by her fellow posters.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
ODDBALL715
Monolith Dancer
Posts: 2075 Joined: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:47 pm
Location: Indiana
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by ODDBALL715 » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:14 am
...is universally feared and respected by her fellow posters.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
Posts: 10882 Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:06 pm
Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:54 am
...is right to fear and respect the wrath of the Evil Empress.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
felonius
Circumlocutus of Borg
Posts: 1980 Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:47 pm
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by felonius » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:14 am
...lets her notoriety go to her head sometimes...
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
Posts: 10882 Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:06 pm
Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:20 am
...is secretly enamoured of the Pirate Queen but fears to come forward and admit it.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
felonius
Circumlocutus of Borg
Posts: 1980 Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:47 pm
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by felonius » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:21 am
...needs to lay off the cognac...
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
Posts: 10882 Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:06 pm
Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:40 am
...shouldn't give it to me if he doesn't want me to drink it.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
felonius
Circumlocutus of Borg
Posts: 1980 Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:47 pm
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by felonius » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:42 am
...needs to know that we've already discussed this SO many times...
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
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Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:48 am
...apparently doesn't remember that this conversation ALWAYS leads to him being keelhauled...and all that crying and whining....
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
felonius
Circumlocutus of Borg
Posts: 1980 Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:47 pm
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by felonius » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:57 am
...should be reminded that the house is in MY name...
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
Posts: 10882 Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:06 pm
Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
Contact:
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:09 pm
...should remember that the WILL leaves everything to moi .
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
felonius
Circumlocutus of Borg
Posts: 1980 Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:47 pm
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by felonius » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:15 pm
...looks very elegant tonight...
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
Posts: 10882 Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:06 pm
Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
Contact:
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:23 pm
...speaks very prettily--but will not escape the mandatory flogging.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
felonius
Circumlocutus of Borg
Posts: 1980 Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:47 pm
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by felonius » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:25 pm
...REALLY needs to lay off the cognac now...and put down that "cigarette"...
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
Posts: 10882 Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:06 pm
Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
Contact:
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:29 pm
...should understand that if I put down the cognac, I will simply pick up the rum.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
felonius
Circumlocutus of Borg
Posts: 1980 Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:47 pm
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by felonius » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:34 pm
...needs to mind your untied shoelace...
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
Posts: 10882 Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:06 pm
Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
Contact:
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:49 pm
...needs to stop sneakily untying my shoes in a foul attempt to trip me and make me fall on the floor. What are your evil intents?????
:P:P:P:P
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
felonius
Circumlocutus of Borg
Posts: 1980 Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:47 pm
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by felonius » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:43 pm
...has a flair for dramatic questions...
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
Posts: 10882 Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:06 pm
Location: The middle of a Minnesota cornfield
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:46 pm
...may appreciate my linguistic proficiency.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go