GAME: The Demented Wish Game

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:43 am

Granted it is another long weekend, and it's the last weekend you'll ever have.

I wish I didn't have to go to a Christmas gathering tomorrow.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:28 pm

Granted--it is now a really really early Easter gathering. Wear your bunny suit.

I wish that my feet were not so cold.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:32 am

Granted, you now have no feet.

I wish that all the boxes we used for moving our stuff magically dispersed their contents into all the right places in our house.

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:42 pm

Granted - but it dispersed the stuff into the right places in the house that you lived in 15 years ago.

I wish we would just get a lot of snow that would STICK!

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:18 pm

granted--but now polar bears have moved into your neighborhood and have eaten your granny's dog.

I wish the dog could have run faster!

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:00 am

Granted, the dog did run faster, so the polor bears come after you instead.

I wish I hadn't had to take trick-or-treating away from my daughter, sometimes it sucks being a parent.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:19 am

Granted, there is no longer such a thing as halloween, and everbody is really mad at you...

I wish I could defy the laws of science and grow two more arms under my current pair.

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:47 am

Granted, but now you need new shirts and deodorant is a lot harder to apply.

I wish the Rams would draft Michael Crabtree or Aaron Curry.

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:40 pm

Granted, they draft both and make them fight in mortal combat to see who gets to play. Sadly they kill each other, but man is entertaining!

I wish Pluto was still a planet.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:43 am

Granted. Most of the mass of the Earth is transferred to Pluto and it recovers its status as a planet.
Earth is now a dwarf planet, and is a bit overcrowded, though since it lost most of its atmophere in the process, only those of its inhabitants that have spacesuits survived.

I wish Pluto was real dog.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:25 am

Granted, but he has rabies and attacks everything in sight, and has to be destroyed.

I wish my hand was healed...

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:16 am

Granted, but now the only job you can find is as a cacti masseuse.

I wish I could drink wine and not put on pounds.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:19 am

Granted but now it's the only thing you can drink which puts you in an endless state of drunkeness and no one can stand to be around you.

I wish it would stop raining a couple days and warm up a little so we could get the bike out.

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:27 am

Granted, but now it is 120Â°F with 99% humidity and the only 'bike' you have is a tricycle

I wish my oldest daughter would start acting closer to her 18 years than the 12 years she usually acts like.

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:42 pm

Granted, now she acts 21 which is cloaser to her age, but much more illegally so.

I wish the very last band concert of my high school career had gone better.

Post by **Darb** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:02 pm

Granted, but the people who looked prettier and played much worse than you wound up getting most of the accolades and music scholarships.

I wish to be freed from demonic possession by the Roving Punster. As a nudist with agoraphobia, I just cant stand here and publically bare the punishment any longer.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:59 am

Granted. The Roving Punster won't possess you anymore. Instead, all the energy that possession used to drain will get diverted to an irresistible urge to write poetical recipies, or culinary poetry, to our unending delight, until you succumb under utter exhaustion.

I wish the Roving Punster will possess me instead!

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:22 pm

Granted you are now possessed, but I didn't say with what.

I wish Nikki would hurry up and get here for lunch, I'm hungry.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:38 pm

Granted. Nikki (whoever that is) did hurry up, got to your place and lunched on you. Nikki is not hungry anymore, but nor are you, being too busy being digested.

I wish my wish would not be granted. He, he! Try to weasel out of that one...

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:57 pm

Error. Circular reference.

Puke.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:54 pm

MidasKnight wrote:Error. Circular reference.

Puke.

Um.....What?!?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:03 pm

VorAlfred killed the thread.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:17 pm

Granted.
Since you did not wish anything, you'll get nothing and by that your wish will be granted, or at least you cannot say it has not been granted.

Now I wish my wish be granted.
(Does that resurrect the thread?)

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:55 am

NOT Granted!!! By confusing everyone reading the thread your punishment is an ungranted wish, there ya go!

I wish Applefest would hurry up and get here, I can't wait till tomorrow!!

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:47 pm

Granted. Appelfest will hurry up and get to your place a few hours from now. But since he arrives today, he will leave at midnight, and thus stay only 8 hours or less this year.

I wish someone would tell me who Mr. Applefest is.