GAME: The Demented Wish Game

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:37 am

Granted, but when you get to school, all of your teachers assign huge projects due by Friday.

I wish I had pumpkin muffins.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:57 pm

*poof* you have pumpkin muffins.

Unfortunately, they have grown onto the side of your head in place of your ears.

I wish my stalker would back off and leave me alone

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:20 am

Granted, he backs so far off you meet him coming the other way.

I wish my milk hadnt gone off and fuzzy.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:51 pm

Granted. Your milk has come back. It just took a little trip to China. It is not fuzzy anymore, but now it is full of melamine.

I wish I could sleep the entire night without waking up, and then wake up rested and fresh tomorrow morning.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:59 pm

Granted, but the first night, you miss the most important call of your life because you were sleeping. If only you'd waited another 1/2 hour to go to sleep....

I wish all my broken discs were fixed (and that my unbroken discs remain unbroken).

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:27 am

Granted, but now your CD/DVD/any disc player is on the blink.

I wish the weather was nice today.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:35 pm

Granted, but the weather for the next two weeks will be crapy.

I wish my sore throat would go away.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:03 pm

Granted, now you have no throat.

I wish I was still in Phnom Penh.

Post by **laurie** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:26 pm

Granted. But it's 1975...

I wish the magical housecleaning elves would pay me a visit tonight.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:24 am

Granted, but they're on vacation and make a mess while they're relaxing all over your house.

I wish I could find an inexpensive,quality food processor for a relative's birthday (she's really nice, but the budget is really tight).

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:19 am

Granted you find one and buy it, but as your walking out the door you drop it and it breaks to pieces and you have no more money to get another one.

Now that my sore throat is gone, I wish my nose would stop running and my head would stop hurting.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:17 pm

Granted, although now your head is running and your nose is hurting. Oops.

I wish for a load of chocolate milkshake...

Hmmm.

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:13 pm

Granted...a chocolate milkshatke delivery truck has crashed through the front of your house.

I wish somebody would bring me a blended raspberry margarita, with salt, and a slice of cheesecake.

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:47 am

Granted, but it is all poisoned.....

I wish it would be monday morning already so I could get to school!

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:09 pm

Granted, it's Monday morning excpet the science lab exploded and school is closed for an undetermined amout of time.

I wish people would stop getting on my nerves

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:35 am

Granted, you now have no nerves and have to check yourself for injuries 24/7.

I wish my country isnt being run by an idiot.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:54 am

Granted, now it's being run by a moron, is that better?.

I wish I had remembered to eat breakfast this morning, I'm starving.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:00 pm

Granted. You did remember to eat breakfast on Friday morning October 10th. But you forgot to eat every meal since, and you starved to death (well, two days is too short to starve, but you died of dehydration). And being dead, you cannot wish you remembered to eat more meals.

I wish I could guess clong's quote in "First Line Game".

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:06 pm

granted, but now life has no more mystery for you and therefore you leap to your demise from a very tall building.

i wish I was an oscar meyer weiner....

Post by **laurie** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:13 pm

Granted. But the bratty kid in the ad eats you.

I wish the Red Sox would beat the Devil Rays in the ALCS, and then win the World Series for the 3rd time in my lifetime to make up for their 3 heartbreaking World Series losses in my lifetime.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:54 pm

Granted....but now hell has frozen over and all the demons are breaking their ankles trying to ice skate.

I wish that kid had not eaten me...

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:25 pm

Granted, the kid did not eat you because he droped you on the ground, so a dog ate you instead.

I wish we weren't open till 7:00.

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:25 pm

Granted, your open till 9:00

I wish I would listen to my better judgement!

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:29 am

Granted you listen to it better, you just choose to ignore it and do what you feel like doing, you'll deal with the consaquences later.

I wish the school was having a better lunch today when I go eat lunch with my daughter.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:32 am

Granted, the school is having a very tasty lunch today but they run out by the time you go to get it, so you have to eat yesterday's leftovers.

I wish this was another long weekend.