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Granted, we are all now dyslexic though.

I wish fuel prices were cheap.
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Granted fuel prices have droped through the floor, but everything else we buy has gone through the roof.


I wish we have nice weather for the poker run and party this Sunday.
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Granted, but it's over, so it really doesn't matter any more.


I wish things would go according to plan this week for a change (have to be into work early Thursday, and it's the first week of school, so bus schedules are likely to be out of whack).
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Granted, but next week nothing goes right.


I wish I get my homework done BEFORE school starts on thursday
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Granted, but you rush it so much its full of mistakes and you get an F-

I wish I could get the week off work.
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Post by ashellinak »

Granted, you get your week off of work but because you fell out of a second story window.

I wish I could think more quickly of something to wish for!!
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No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..." Veggie Tales
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Granted, but it comes and goes so quickly you cant remember what it was.

I wish it wasnt so hard to have a perfect holiday.
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Granted. It's now easy, thanks to Martha Stewart living in your house. However, living with *her* probably isn't so easy.

I wish I had enough free time to finish all of my pending projects...



Hmm... no takers wanting me to have enough free time, but waste it playing games on IBDOF and still not getting the projects done? ;)

Well, then, I guess I wish my son would make his own lunch in the morning before school so I could sleep in.
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Granted he makes his own lunch and in the process burns the house down, now don't you wish you had gotten up.

I wish it wouldn't rain tonight for the football game, I won't go if it rains.
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It doesn't rain--but an unexpected volcanic eruption ruins the game any how.

I wish my care got 190 miles per gallon of gas....
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Granted, but now it only runs once every decade.

I wish the evil overlords/empresses on the board would get a fulfilling vocation and stop plotting to overthrow the world/make people into goulash (I don't want to be goulash).
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Granted. The Evil Empress is drowning/freezing, if you would just care not to save her, and I, the Absent-Minded Evil Overlord, is spending too much time looking for my misplaced Doomsday Device to do anything else. As for the Pure Evil Empress violetblue she has not posted for a while and I don't think wishing her to come back can be easy to grant. So:


I wish DVD for Doctor House fourth season would soon come out for zone 2, so I'll have some other misplaced thing to go look for.
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Granted--but it comes with Dr. House himself, who ridicules and taunts you until you cry. Then he mocks you for crying, eats all your food, and takes over your bed.

I wish I had a red cinnamon gummy bear.
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Granted, but it's stale.


I wish my 3 year old would stop getting sick (he gets a runny nose, and it ends up going straight into his lungs, resulting in a nasty cough. He also invariably gets someone else sick in the process, including me).
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Granted, but now he must live inside a sterile plastic bubble where no virus or germ can get at him.

I wish I had a nickel.
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Granted you have A nickle, and that's all you have and all you will ever have.

I wish I could be outside today, its beautiful out.
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Granted, but the day's over.


I wish my husband wouldn't start marathon "Babylon 5" sessions while I'm making dinner.
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Granted, its now the only time he doesnt watch 'em.

I wish I could travel in time.
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Granted. You can travel in time. But only forwards. And only at one given speed. Namely 3600 seconds per hour.


I wish I could travel backwards in time.
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Granted, you are now no longer concieved, give it a few million years and you'll be swimming towards the egg again.

*Tries to block out mental image but fails horribly*


I wish TV was more interesting.
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Granted now TV is so interesting you can't stop watching it, it's all you ever do, everying falls apart and your life no longer has any meaning.

I wish my book would hurry up and come in from Interlibrary Loan.
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Granted, but it's not as interesting/informative as you'd hoped it would be. (I've had a couple of these lately.)


I wish I could take a nap.
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Granted, but what starts as a nap quickly becomes a coma that you never wake up from.


I wish that things had turned out as they should have.
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Granted, but now other things are going wrong because of it (sometimes things work out for the best, whether it seems like it at the time or not).


I wish I had enough extra money to go to the sewing expo on Saturday.
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Granted, but your car breaks down on the way and you must spend that money to get it towed.


I wish my homework was done.
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