GAME: The Demented Wish Game

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:30 am

Granted, we are all now dyslexic though.

I wish fuel prices were cheap.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:39 am

Granted fuel prices have droped through the floor, but everything else we buy has gone through the roof.

I wish we have nice weather for the poker run and party this Sunday.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:09 pm

Granted, but it's over, so it really doesn't matter any more.

I wish things would go according to plan this week for a change (have to be into work early Thursday, and it's the first week of school, so bus schedules are likely to be out of whack).

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:59 pm

Granted, but next week nothing goes right.

I wish I get my homework done BEFORE school starts on thursday

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:20 am

Granted, but you rush it so much its full of mistakes and you get an F-

I wish I could get the week off work.

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:51 pm

Granted, you get your week off of work but because you fell out of a second story window.

I wish I could think more quickly of something to wish for!!

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:57 am

Granted, but it comes and goes so quickly you cant remember what it was.

I wish it wasnt so hard to have a perfect holiday.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:41 pm

Granted. It's now easy, thanks to Martha Stewart living in your house. However, living with *her* probably isn't so easy.

I wish I had enough free time to finish all of my pending projects...

Hmm... no takers wanting me to have enough free time, but waste it playing games on IBDOF and still not getting the projects done?

Well, then, I guess I wish my son would make his own lunch in the morning before school so I could sleep in.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:25 am

Granted he makes his own lunch and in the process burns the house down, now don't you wish you had gotten up.

I wish it wouldn't rain tonight for the football game, I won't go if it rains.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:26 pm

It doesn't rain--but an unexpected volcanic eruption ruins the game any how.

I wish my care got 190 miles per gallon of gas....

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:24 am

Granted, but now it only runs once every decade.

I wish the evil overlords/empresses on the board would get a fulfilling vocation and stop plotting to overthrow the world/make people into goulash (I don't want to be goulash).

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:07 am

Granted. The Evil Empress is drowning/freezing, if you would just care not to save her, and I, the Absent-Minded Evil Overlord, is spending too much time looking for my misplaced Doomsday Device to do anything else. As for the Pure Evil Empress violetblue she has not posted for a while and I don't think wishing her to come back can be easy to grant. So:

I wish DVD for Doctor House fourth season would soon come out for zone 2, so I'll have some other misplaced thing to go look for.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:35 pm

Granted--but it comes with Dr. House himself, who ridicules and taunts you until you cry. Then he mocks you for crying, eats all your food, and takes over your bed.

I wish I had a red cinnamon gummy bear.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:09 pm

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish my 3 year old would stop getting sick (he gets a runny nose, and it ends up going straight into his lungs, resulting in a nasty cough. He also invariably gets someone else sick in the process, including me).

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:45 pm

Granted, but now he must live inside a sterile plastic bubble where no virus or germ can get at him.

I wish I had a nickel.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:37 am

Granted you have A nickle, and that's all you have and all you will ever have.

I wish I could be outside today, its beautiful out.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:49 pm

Granted, but the day's over.

I wish my husband wouldn't start marathon "Babylon 5" sessions while I'm making dinner.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:22 am

Granted, its now the only time he doesnt watch 'em.

I wish I could travel in time.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:41 am

Granted. You can travel in time. But only forwards. And only at one given speed. Namely 3600 seconds per hour.

I wish I could travel backwards in time.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:24 am

Granted, you are now no longer concieved, give it a few million years and you'll be swimming towards the egg again.

*Tries to block out mental image but fails horribly*

I wish TV was more interesting.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:54 am

Granted now TV is so interesting you can't stop watching it, it's all you ever do, everying falls apart and your life no longer has any meaning.

I wish my book would hurry up and come in from Interlibrary Loan.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:26 am

Granted, but it's not as interesting/informative as you'd hoped it would be. (I've had a couple of these lately.)

I wish I could take a nap.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:10 pm

Granted, but what starts as a nap quickly becomes a coma that you never wake up from.

I wish that things had turned out as they should have.

SPetty · Post by **SPetty** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:27 am

Granted, but now other things are going wrong because of it (sometimes things work out for the best, whether it seems like it at the time or not).

I wish I had enough extra money to go to the sewing expo on Saturday.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:45 pm

Granted, but your car breaks down on the way and you must spend that money to get it towed.

I wish my homework was done.