GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Does every beginning really have to have an end?

Not if it loops like a Möbius strip.

If you cut a Möbius strip along its center line, does the hand holding the scissors or the other hand get the paper cuts?

[MidasKnight]

Doesn't that depend on ... ?

[umsolopagas]

Definitely .....

If you are all dusty and sweaty aren't you just muddy?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

If you are all dusty and sweaty aren't you just muddy?

Yes, that's what an American-African living in Kenya looks like, when he gets home after his birthday bash.

Schweppes Quinine Tonic or Gin & Ginger Ale?

[voralfred]

Ginger Ale for me, but without GIn, thank you.

Shouldn't your question belong to a different thread?

[KeE]

'Couse not. A place-bewildered question must be a stupid one, no?

What's the password?

[MidasKnight]

What's a password?

[umsolopagas]

A word that passes you by.

Was your answer invisible?

Yes, that's what an American-African living in Kenya looks like, when he gets home after his birthday bash.

No I'm not!!!

I'm an indigenous Kenyan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iteso, born and raised http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nairobi, and apart from living in the US for a couple of years when I was a child, never been out of Kenya for more than three days - sometimes getting home even "muddier" from such trips.

[sweetharleygirl]

Of course it was invisible.

If it was visible you would have seen it, wouldn't you have?

[voralfred]

Not if he is blind !

Would your feet smell if they suffered of anosmia ?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

My feet never smell. They run or walk or at least tiptoe.

Does your nose run or tiptoe?

[umsolopagas]

It runs then tiptoes or tiptoes, runs, tiptoes. It depends, but a lot of tissue is required to wipe those wet "footprints".

Is the Mayan apocalyptic prediction right or did their guild of calendar makers die off?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Is the Mayan apocalyptic prediction right or did their guild of calendar makers die off?

Hey, 2012 just started. Give it time!

Can crocs walk sideways like crabs?

[umsolopagas]

Only the crabiles do that, everyone knows that.

Does the light in the fridge stay on?

[Kilgore Trout]

Ask Oscar Meyer.

What do the GEICO Gecko and Gordon Gekko have in common?

[laurie]

Car insurance


Why does the GEICO gecko wear glasses?

[Kilgore Trout]

To read the fine print on insurance policies


Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

[MidasKnight]

Jeff Fisher

Why do people say 'what's up?"

[Kilgore Trout]

spatial disorientation


What is Kim Kardashian's? greatest asset?

[umsolopagas]

Let us assume it is that asstounding, fasscinating, non-assymmetrical anatomical projection that follows the rest of her around.


Why is Six afraid of Seven?

[laurie]

Because Seven is an armored woman.

Think about it...**


Where did the sun go down?


**

Spoiler: show

Seven = Eve surrounded by tin (Sn)

[Kilgore Trout]

Not on Elton John

What was the Seven thing about?

[umsolopagas]

Because Seven is an armored woman.

Think about it...**


Where did the sun go down?


**

Spoiler: show

Seven = Eve surrounded by tin (Sn)

good one

Kilgore, euhemistically minded, think of someone called Eve wearing an iron (symbol Sn )

Spoiler: show

So, where was I?

[book junkie]

At your computer.


How come people and the media treat politics like it's a football game?

[MidasKnight]

Because the media treats everything like entertainment.

Why do men have nipples?