GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

[Kilgore Trout]

Because wisdom runs on 220 volts.

The lady or the tiger?

[Darb]

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Oh my goodness ... it's been almost 3 years ... KT ??!!!

How've you been, old dawg ?

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[Kilgore Trout]

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.si "braD" ohw tuo derugif tsuj I

How've you been, old dawg ?

Much better now, thank you, following up on one of my most "recent" posts:
http://ibdof.com/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=1 ... 2#p1823952
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Now, you answer MY question:
The lady or the tiger?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

...The lady or the tiger?

Can you tell the difference when you hold them by the tail?

[Darb]

Answer: as long as she's a tiger in the boudoir, i'll defintely take the Lady.

Question: why is the third hand on a stopwatch called the "Second" hand ?

[Kilgore Trout]

Answer: If you'd stop buying your watches at the Goodwill Store, you could have a new one.

Question: How many steps in the neutron dance?

[Darb]

Two ... it's just a mu to the left, and a tau to the riiiiiiiiight.

Wyh ddi eth lydexic rcoss eth orad ?

[KeE]

He wanted to raed the sign.
Now, how do you
<== keep right?

[Darb]

Like this ...

Keep-Right.jpg

Can a Ouigi board be used to translate Norwegian ?

[laurie]

Yes, but it needs help from the Magic 8-Ball.

What is the best way to celebrate the Summer Solstice?



@ Darb -- it's Ouija, not Ouigi

Bad Darb

[Kilgore Trout]

By watching The Longest Day.

Where are your papers?

[Darb]

My rolling papers are in the same drawer I keep my rrrrrrrrrolling wrrrrrrriter.

Ibuprofen and even oxycodone are not doing the track ... is there anything I can take to soothe the lump Laurie's mallet raised on my noggin ?

[KeE]

C2H5OH should do the trick. It is widely avaliable as well.

But why does that remedy also leave hammered heads after a timely delay?

[KeE]

It has nothing to do with the alcohol. Poor little ethanol can't be blamed for the nasty things your liver does to it, now can it?

Why does the most widespread american profanity describe a rather pleasant activity?

[Darb]

I guess because it just sounds good.

If a women is said to have reached "menopause" when her hormones begin shutting down in middle age, how come men experiencing the same thing with their hormones isn't called reaching "womenopause" ?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Because it's already called "penopause".

Why don't they make a fur-covered mouse? Wouldn't it feel much nicer to the touch?

[Darb]

I believe it was tried, then abruptly discontinued,due to numerous lawsuits by cat owners and blind women. Yet another cool idea, made impossible by a litation-happy hoi polloi.

I keep hearing mathematicians saying "it's Hyp*2*B^2" ... WTH does it mean ?

[KeE]

Since it most certainly doesn't mean 42, it probably has nothing at all to do with life, the universe and everything so I think you can safely ignore it.

But on a tangent note to life, why does gengineers always begin their papers with the letters AUG?

[umsolopagas]

Because Gengis Khan was a Leo.

If less material is used to make low-profile tires why on earth are they more expensive?

[KeE]

Because you're willing to pay more for that shakin' feeling...

Why is it more painful to stub a littletoe than its big brother?

[umsolopagas]

Because the big brother has less feeling.


On a hot day, would a giraffe appreciate a polo neck?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Any male giraffe appreciates a neck with a female giraffe, even while playing polo.

Why is water polo completely wasted on giraffes?

[umsolopagas]

Because they don't like to get necks wet.

To neck or not to neck?

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Hey, that's a "This or That?" question!

"Neck it, darling!", grandma used to say to grandpa (about a pigeon late in the coop), "and I'll pot-roast it with onions, mushrooms and red wine."

Why does deboned and stuffed chicken taste better than Minnie's trone soup?

[umsolopagas]

Because Minnie chucked Mickey into the soup.

Does every beginning really have to have an end?