GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:28 pm

Because Why may know the answer.

What is the difference between pixies, fairies and gnomes?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:08 am

Nothing, they all go squish if you stamp on 'em hard enough!

Why didnt you include Nac Mac Feegles?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:26 am

Because no one knows what they are.

What exactly is a Nac Mac Feelge?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:48 am

I'm not sure but I hope they taste like roasted pork but on the other hand, considering that it is Squeaks, I guess I would need to read Terry Pratchett to get a clue.

Were you, like me, feeling just too lazy to google?

Post by **PolarisDiB** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:15 pm

It didn't derive from laziness, it derived from some misplaced need to be different and not do the Google thing everyone else is talking about.

Why did I drink so stupidly last night?

--PolarisDiB

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:18 pm

Because it was fun at the time.

Why is drinking stupidly so much fun sometimes?

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:48 pm

sweetharleygirl wrote:Why is drinking stupidly so much fun sometimes?

Because it's an excellent excuse to, the next day, pave the road with good intentions.

Why are good intentions rarely executed?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:56 am

Sometimes it may be because one goes to drink stupidly.

Isn't that also a nice counter for the answer above?

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:32 am

umsolopagas wrote:Sometimes it may be because one goes to drink stupidly.

Isn't that also a nice counter for the answer above?

I can think of a better one: "Aren't I an idiot?"

@ next poster: please, don't agree.

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:40 am

E Pericoloso Sporgersi wrote: can think of a better one: "Aren't I an idiot?"

Why doesn't anyone reply? Do you all agree?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:32 pm

We don't reply because we agree and don't want to hurt your feelings.

Is that what you wanted to hear?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:24 am

What I want to hear is the truth.

Or is it?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:25 am

Oh no, EPS didn't want to hear that he is an idiot since he was suggesting the original question for me, I think. So, the question bounced back on him and we can all agree that he is an idiot. Now I am confused.

I cannot shake that feeling of deja vu when reading this thread, so, remind me, why did our posts get deleted?

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:43 pm

umsolopagas wrote:... I cannot shake that feeling of deja vu when reading this thread, so, remind me, why did our posts get deleted?

Because we're all idiots, more or less?

P.S. Please agree. Makes me feel more idiot but less lonely.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:39 pm

You are completly right!!

Are you always right?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:41 pm

No, he's left.

Since we have opposable thumbs, why don't we have opposable big toes?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:55 am

Because, unlike monkeys we don't need them.

Do you need to climb trees that desperately?

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:06 pm

umsolopagas wrote:Because, unlike monkeys we don't need them.

Do you need to climb trees that desperately?

No, but wouldn't it be nifty to be able to roll your nose-pickings while keeping your hands free to do something else?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:23 pm

E Pericoloso Sporgersi wrote: No, but wouldn't it be nifty to be able to roll your nose-pickings while keeping your hands free to do something else?

(emphasis is mine)
Shouldn't this be moved to the Velvet Room?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:41 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Yes it should.

I once coached two boys that were simultaneously in the womb with a female sibling. Since it was a boys team, most assumed they were twins. Thing 'stupid question' is:

Should I have just agreed they are twins? What I did instead was say "Actually, they are two-thirds of triplets."

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:51 am

How does one reply to that seeing as I nearly choked on my smoothie due to snorting/inhaling as I read that?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:29 pm

Argh! Urrgh! Cough-cough-cough... wheeeeeeeeeeeze!

Didn't TGS mistake this thread for the "Questions only" one (in addition to freaking me out with his avatar)?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:48 pm

Yes.

Is that a common mistake?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:38 pm

Oh yes.

Haven't we all mistaken one thread for another at some point?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:07 am

Well not me, I am perfect.

In which threads do you usually see these mistakes?