GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:36 pm

Freeze his account.

But wouldn't that be a net loss?

Post by **Darb** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:10 pm

Yes, and quite literally, since if we did so, we'd lose his replies.

As an alternative, couldn't I just change his avatar to this for a week or so ?

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:40 am

Is that better?

How can I add whiskers?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:52 pm

Don't shave.

Would you get dizzy if you stood on the North Pole?

Post by **Darb** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:54 pm

No, because it's patently impossible for dead creatures (like The Grim Squeaker) to experience dizziness.

Where's Waldo ?

Post by **laurie** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:34 am

Taking a shower under Niagara Falls.

Will he survive?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:55 am

No, but he'll become undead and join TGS's hordes.

Is Laurie always up at unholy hours?

Post by **laurie** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:09 am

Mais oui, monsieur.

Why are the "wee hours" considered unholy?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:56 pm

Because it is a sin to sleep the day away (and I believe staying up late implies that you will sleep late).

Why do we say "Holy sh*t!" instead of "Unholy sh*t!" ... ?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:47 pm

Because Unholly Sh*t just sounds weird.

Why, just when you think spring is on the way, does mother nature slam you with cold weather?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:01 pm

To teach us a lesson in patience.

Why don't piranhas eat each other until there's only one left?

Post by **Darb** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:48 pm

It's not often I'm at a loss for words, but this is one of them ...

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:20 am

Assuming Brad's post is a comment, not an answer:

If they did, they wouldn't be pirhanas, but Grendels

Their life cycle is similar to that of terrestrial frogs - the herbivorous samlon are in fact the juvenile form of the carnivorous Grendels. (...) And like many species of frogs, they are cannibalistic - if no other prey is present, they will eat their own young.
At some point in the recent past, most of the prey animals on the island were destroyed (...). Among the few surviving species on the island were the samlon, and thus the Grendels. Cannibalism became the rule instead of the exception. Only the fastest juvenile samlon survived predation by Grendel females to become adult Grendels themselves (...)

(...) Its cardiovascular system and musculature give it strength and stamina far beyond that of humans, and that is without its primary evolutionary advantage: A super-oxygenated blood supplement.
A grendel can, on demand, release a chemical supercharger into its blood that does to it what NOS does to internal combustion engines - enable short bursts of speed in excess of a hundred miles per hour. This is the primary trait makes the Grendels so dangerous - and the key to their destruction. The supercharger, when used, generates large amounts of waste-heat that warm up their bodies so rapidly they effectively "cook themselves" and will die after using it if they do not immediately return to the water to cool off.

Would you like to have "superblood", like Grendels?

Post by **Darb** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:34 am

No, because knowing me, the 'supercharger' quality of my blood would probably flash-fry both my mate, myself, and the woods in a 100 yard radius the first time I got frisky. At least as a human I can race to the shower and turn the knob if things get too heated. Barry Allen used to have a similar problem back in the golden age of DC Comics, but the Comics Code of the day wouldnt allow writers to tell the sordid tale.

Anyone care to speculate which other superheroes put their superpowers to off-color use ? *

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* PG-13 Example: {http://home.comcast.net/~jbryan55/Jugge ... e-Hulk.jpg}

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:32 pm

Sounds like an idea for a new thread. Superman making love?

Post by **Darb** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:20 pm

Personally, with those red undies worn outside his spandex, the red booties, and that flouncy cape, I've always found Superman to be a trifle too gay. We always called him "Superpants" in my old gaming group. The man needs a hetero fashion makeover in the worst way.

The real question is this: will MK ever be able to follow the format of this thread (re: Stupid Answer to prior stupid question + New Stupid Question) ?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:48 pm

Yes.

When is the new In Flames CD coming out?

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:09 pm

When it is well cooked.

So if we have "Superpants" (hoping there is no upgrade to a thong), what was Batman's moniker?

Post by **Darb** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:22 pm

Batman was always 'batman' ... we just had a lot of fun with double entendres at his expense, mostly involving Robin or Cat Woman.

My question is what demented person came up with the idea of Spiderman ? I mean c'mon, an adolescent love-sick teenage geek shutterbug running around in multicolored long johns, squirting sticky stuff on bad people, and taking pictures of them ?

Post by **laurie** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:53 pm

Bill Gates. Geek-to-Geek.

Why can't elephants fly?

Post by **Darb** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:59 pm

Ah, but some of them *can* fly ... although they lose that ability when they reach puberty, and switch to solid food.

Why did the driver run down the chicken crossing the road ?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:38 pm

He was hungry and chicken sounded good.

Why is it that when very young kids tell you a joke it's a "knock, knock" joke that has no real punch line?

Post by **rip8fan1** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:01 pm

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Door. Door Who? Door way!

Why does it rain only on days I want to be outside?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:08 pm

The clouds thought you liked rain.

Why don't kids like to eat green things?

Post by **laurie** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:49 pm

Psychic trauma from parents reading Green Eggs and Ham to them when they were little.

Why do socks get lost in the wash?