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Granted. You do get an A. However they just decided to revert the meaning of the grades so A really means the worst possible grade and you flunk.
moonwolf021 wrote:I've sadly never been there...
Such a pity. I did visit Norway, and it is beautiful Well, I only stayed about 3 weeks which is not enough but I did enjoy it a lot. I found Norwegians very welcoming. And everyone seemed to speak English, even Same people all the way North in Lapland. There are enormous mosquitoes there, but they don't bite (I mean, they probably do bite, since they do hover over you which is disgusting, but it does not itch, so you don't scratch and you do not get red spots on the bites).
I wish moonwolf has an opportunity to visit beautiful Norway. So who is going to dement this wish?
Human is as human does....Animals don't weep, Nine
Granted. But her passport is revoked while she's there, so she can never leave Norway.
I wish I could have the same thing happen when I finally make my trip to Britain.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Granted. You go to Britain and your US passport is revoked so you can't come back. But the British authorities expel you because you don't have any valid passport and no country will take you. The only place that accepts you is Sealand and so you are stuck there forever.
Granted. But all your wishes are cursed to be for demented things, so theres no need to dement them.
I wish I had more time in the day so I could sleep.
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ECM-> I should have made that more clear, I get crap because I just tell people that I'm norwegian without the explanation of how little I actually am. But then some stupid people who have questioned me further say that I have no right to call myself norwegian, that I only have norwegian heritage. And I used to speak enough Norwegian to get around if I needed to, but that was back in fourth grade. I actually taught myself how to speak it because my norwegain family members that knew how to speak it were already dead. But once I got into high school, I started taking Chinese, which ruined my norwegian. So now when I try to count in Norwegian around 6 it turns into Chinese. For that matter, sometimes I start speaking Chinese instead of english which is ridiculous to me.
Voralfred-> I hope I can go sometime. Maybe if I get to go to college in Scotland I can visit Norway *crosses fingers*
"Life's not about standing out, it's about blending in from the cops" - MoonWolf
Granted. It is now summer, but you have to do triple the workload you wanted to skip.
I wish pictures would show people as they really are. (ex. personality; good, happy appearance)
Soccer is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
-Anonymous
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Granted. Your math homework is done and is perfect, but it took you 10 times as long as everyone else and you are so far past the due date it is worth nothing.
Granted, but it was hijacked by another person who took all the credit and spent the money on a hitman to kill you (knock knock)
I wish that this wish would not go wrong
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
Granted, but you fly straight into a mountain. Ouch.
I wish this summer won't go by too fast. I don't want to go to high school just yet!!
Soccer is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
-Anonymous
Granted, it now lasts longer than an ice age, and you die of old age.
I wish all were equal.
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
Granted, but the neck tie economy crashes, and its members take to the streets enraged, killing all they come across with their briefcases.
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
'You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!' he screamed.
Carcer's men looked at one another, puzzled by what sounded like most badly thought-out war cry in the history of the universe.
