GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:54 pm

Because government ninjas don't want you to express that emotion.

Why are government ninjas conspiring against us anyway?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:07 am

Because we know, ravenwing, we know.

Why is awkward an awkward word?

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:09 am

Because you're supposed to feel awkward when you say it so it won't be used alot. Unless you're feeling awkward, of course.

Why do I tend to feel awkward at least once every day?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:11 am

because you're an awkward person.

If we're not supposed to say awkward that much why are we saying it alot?

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:13 am

Because we're feeling very awkward right now.

Why are we feeling awkward?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:19 am

because... <img src="http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j224/ ... enwing.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">

Why is it that ever since I made that there hasn't been a chance to use it???

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:21 am

Because your mind's storages of nasty things to disgust me with have been exhausted for now.

Why is it that I can't handle nasty stuff like that? (Or why people THINK I can't)

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:29 am

because you are innocent. or at least the government ninjas programmed you to be.

Should I make a harder challenge?

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:30 am

Yes.

Isn't it destiny that I shall conquer any challenge?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:22 am

Not if the government ninjas have any say.

Why did I bring up government ninjas again?

Post by **laurie** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:59 am

Because they're living in your mind (and ransacking your synapses).

Are government ninjas better than government zombies?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:45 pm

way better.

Why did the weather have to tease me today and act like spring when its still winter?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:19 pm

Mother Nature is sadistic.

Why can't it be warmer?

Post by **laurie** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:00 pm

It can. Do something with good intentions and you'll find yourself on that paved highway to you-know-where.

Why aren't potato chips as salty as they used to be?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:18 pm

Because chips were making everyone fat. Including the people who put the salt on the chips. So they couldn't fit into the factory. Ta-daa Saltless Chips.

Why does chemistry have to suck so bad?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:43 am

Because applied physics is way better at suction.

Where does this leave biology?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:43 pm

At the bottem of a deep dark pit somewhere I hope, I hated biology!

Does everyone regret something they should have, but didn't, do in school once they're out, or is it just me?

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:08 pm

EVERYONE, and if they say "no" then they are deceiving themselves.

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How come "palindrome" is not a palindrome?

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:30 pm

because that would just mess up the system.

why is it that everyone i know says that i have a funny accent but i have absolutely no reason to have one and do not believe them?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:07 am

Because they really think the way you sound is awesome and they're secretly so jealous of it they have to say it sounds funny just to make themselves feel better

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Why are almost all the schools in the counties south of us closed because of the subzero temps but our school isn't even though our temp is actually colder then theirs?

ashellinak · Post by **ashellinak** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:37 pm

Because you are being given the opportunity to build your character.

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If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? (I confess, did not think of that on my own)

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:49 pm

No, you get a cow in a diaper.

Will I get in trouble for being apart of a water fight in the halls in school tomorrow?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:31 am

Only if they know you were there.(naughty, naughty!!

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Do they know that moonwolf was part of the dasterdly water fight?

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:45 am

Yes, but she's the Queen of Mayhem, so she's excused.

Why won't this guy at my school leave me alone?!

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:33 pm

It must be your magnetic personality.

What does anadiplosis mean?