GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:57 am

Because it would bump into the moon.

Why don't we go back to the moon?

violetblue · Post by **violetblue** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:01 pm

Because its cheesy surface is being eaten away by interstellar mice.

Can we find a race of space-faring cats to combat this deadly threat?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:47 pm

I think we can find them in an Anthology called "Cats in Space and Other Places."

But where will we find the people who will cherish and honor the cats, thus encouraging them to stay at their jobs?

Akuma2636 · Post by **Akuma2636** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:54 am

Naturally humans would be great at this job, and since we're here anyway, not really doing anything, that would be a great job.

But what about the evil race of space-pirate-dogs, who will combat these evil cretins?

pamleidt · Post by **pamleidt** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:10 pm

The hero race of super kitties. They will chase the dogs and claw them on the nose.

Where in the world can one find Responsible Government?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:59 pm

You must go to another world to find that, I don't think our world is capable of sustaining a responsible one.

Why is it I always have to tell the older kids, not the young ones, who come in here that food isn't alowed, isn't it just comon knowledge that food and drinks are not alowed in a library?

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:09 am

Teenagers don't have to follow rules, don't you remember?

What does a football player finding Jesus have to do with him being charged with dog fighting?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:57 pm

Well, this takes some explaining.
First, contrary to most evidence concerning footballplayers, this unique footballplayer had no queer leanings whatsoever. Hence, a catfight is out of the question.
Second, since cats are fiends from hell*, and cats and dogs are natural opposites, it is only to be expected that you'll find Jesus whilst in a dogfight.

Why does it itch?

*This is a quote referring to Pratchetts Greebo character of course.

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:43 pm

Because it can't scratch.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:49 pm

On a computer disk somewhere.

WHY doesn't my washing machine work?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:57 pm

Ask violetblue!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:53 pm

5 lbs

How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

violetblue · Post by **violetblue** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:07 pm

voralfred wrote:Ask violetblue!

Peter Piper picked ONE peck of pickled peppers.

But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many PEPPERS did Peter Piper pick? (You have to say it out loud 5 times fast or the answer doesn't count.)

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:15 pm

8 quarts worth

How many pecks are in a bushel?

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:04 am

Roughly 4.128227 US (Winchester) pecks to the UK Imperial bushel.
Note that the legal definition of pi in the US is 107521/34225 since a peck is 537.605 cubic inches, the volume of a cylinder 18Â½ inches in diameter and 2 inches deep.

What is the question to end all questioning?

I originally wrote "question", then altered it to "answer". I'm switching back to question so it fits better with Laurie's post.

Post by **laurie** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:21 am

Are we there yet, Dad?

Well, are we?

KeE · Post by **KeE** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:57 am

Shuddup and keep swimming.

What color is the smell of roses?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:38 pm

Brown

What smell is the color of peonies?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:36 pm

Fresh laundry

Why dose it always feel so blah after Christmas?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:42 pm

Because nothing is as joyous as Christmas, so the next week seems extra bad in comparison.

Why do cats always land on their feet?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:49 pm

Umm, because it hurts when they land on their back.

Why do Bulldogs have to slober so much?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:54 pm

They drink too much water.

What is the square root of apple pie?

mccormack44 · Post by **mccormack44** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:31 pm

Oneâ€”but Apple Pie is the square root of Mincemeat Pie.

What is done?

ODDBALL715 · Post by **ODDBALL715** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:48 pm

Is done.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:01 pm

Two--a male and a female--the trick is finding a big enough lightbulb to accommodate them and their friskiness and getting them inside of it.

Why would anyone want to screw in a light bulb?