GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately Thread

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:22 am

umsolopagas wrote:Unfortunately, BSE makes zombies geniuses

Watch your tongue, you. I'm a genius but not a zombie.
Fortunately for you, I don't eat crocodiles.

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:35 pm

Fortunately I have no idea what BSE is so I cannot be afraid.

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:05 pm

MidasKnight wrote:Fortunately I have no idea what BSE is so I cannot be afraid.

Unfortunately ignorance is no protection!

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:31 am

Fortunately, ignorance can be cured (while stupidity cannot).

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:09 am

Unfortunately, against stupidity, "The Gods Themselves" contend in vain.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:21 pm

Fortunately, stupidity can be eradicated by genocide.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:29 pm

Unfortunately, genocide is a tool of the stupid AND the ignorant.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:55 am

Fortunately, the two are mot mutually exclusive

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:05 am

Unfortunately, what you just said is true.

Post by **laurie** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:09 pm

E Pericoloso Sporgersi wrote:
MidasKnight wrote:Fortunately I have no idea what BSE is so I cannot be afraid.
Unfortunately ignorance is no protection!

Fortunately, I know what BSE is.

Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy

Better known (in the USA, at least) as Mad Cow Disease.

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:34 pm

laurie wrote:Fortunately, I know what BSE is.

Unfortunately, Folding@home research has not yet led to discovering a cure for Mad Cow Disease.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:21 am

Fortunately, you can spot mad cows and that's when they start climbing trees.

Post by **Kvetch** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:48 am

Unfortunately, cows can also climb trees.

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:45 am

Kvetch wrote:Unfortunately, cows can also climb trees.

Fortunately, cows come down again by themselves, unlike kittens which we have to go get, in the proces suffering scratches and bites.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:25 pm

Unfortunately, you missed the slingshot hanging from the tree and the sign that read "If cat gets stuck in tree shoot down cat".

Post by **laurie** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:28 pm

Fortunately (for the cat),

... you missed the slingshot hanging from the tree and the sign that read "If cat gets stuck in tree shoot down cat".

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:40 am

Unfortunately (for the cat), missing the slingshot meant the cat stayed in the tree for 3 weeks until it realized the world does NOT, in fact, revolve around it and jumped down on its own (stupid cat).

Post by **laurie** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:07 pm

Fortunately, the cat realized he was stupid and decided to go to school and get an education.

E Pericoloso Sporgersi · Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:34 am

Unfortunately, the school was full of copycats and bullies with slingshots and water pistols.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:19 am

Fortunately, it was a Cheshire cat, and a grin makes a small target.

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:56 am

Unfortunately, WE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT A GOOD-DAMNED CAT!!!

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:23 pm

Fortunatly I like cats so we can just keep going with this.

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:23 pm

Unfortunately, I can't find a thing to like about cats.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:40 am

Fortunately I can, provided they belong to someone else (personally, I prefer not to have a 4-legged master in my own house)

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:10 pm

Unfortunately that someone else isn't me, since my husband won't let me have a cat.

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