GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately Thread

[voralfred]

Unfortunately one of the patrons complains to your boss and you are fired.

[umsolopagas]

Fortunately, you repeated that because now we can all join in the strike that ensues.

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Unfortunately, it's always the gentle reader who's the dupe of librarian's strikes and up-rearing Harleys.

[sweetharleygirl]

Fortunatly I'm a gentle sole (and reader) myself, so I won't be striking anybody, or "up-rearing" my Harley!

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Fortunatly I'm a gentle sole (and reader) myself, so I won't be striking anybody, or "up-rearing" my Harley!

Unfortunately this seems somewhat fishy. Can I trust your boot's sole not to hit me?

[umsolopagas]

Fortunately, if Sharley gets violent (I'm guessing when the cows come home to die old and weary), we can make a nice soup from her tender(ised) sole.

[sweetharleygirl]

Unfortunately you guys are not as funny as you seem to think you are, and I keep all the

tender(ised) sole.

to myself, so there!

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Fortunately males are not expected to think but to pretend to think.

[umsolopagas]

Unfortunately, I am thinking now.

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Fortunately your thoughts took over, because I can't think of anything more to think about.

[umsolopagas]

Unfortunately, for you, thoughts are not sold at the supermarket.

[ChoChiyo]

Fortunately, there is no shortage of persons telling you what you should think, so you do not have to think for yourself.

[MidasKnight]

Unfortunately, we keep electing Democrats so that's not likely to change anytime soon.

[ChoChiyo]

Fortunately, the mind is easily distracted and numbed by cartoons like The Family Guy and The Simpsons

[MidasKnight]

Unfortunately, I am no more than tangentially aware of those shows.

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Fortunately you are not alone.

[ChoChiyo]

Unfortunately, you are surrounded by slobbering, shambling zombies!

[umsolopagas]

Fortunately, you are an articulate and graceful zombie.

[ChoChiyo]

Unfortunately, you are possessed by an irresistable desire for raw human brains!

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Unfortunately, you are possessed by an irresistable desire for raw human brains!

Fortunately you reminded me I have to go get some calf's brain. For Cervelle de Veau à la Sauce Tartare, garnished with deep-fried parsley. Yummy!

[sweetharleygirl]

Unfortunatly I took the time to look at that photo above. Ewwwww

[Kilgore Trout]

Fortunately, the zombies also took the time to look, allowing you to run away while they snarfed down the calves' brains.

[umsolopagas]

Unfortunately, they have scoffed down all the yummy brain and are now much cleverer .

[E Pericoloso Sporgersi]

Fortunately the zombies will soon succumb to BSE.

[umsolopagas]

Unfortunately, BSE makes zombies geniuses