GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately Thread

[book junkie]

Unfortunately, penguins are the exact opposite color of snow, making them easy to spot out by predators in their natural surroundings.

[rip8fan1]

Fortunately, many predators mistake the penguins for well-dressed Maitre D's, and request to be seated at a very good table.

[moonwolf021]

Unfortunately the predators ask for the "Penguin Special"

[book junkie]

Fortunately the penguins don't serve penguin special and ask whether the predator would like flavored ice instead.

[sweetharleygirl]

Unfortunately the predators are much more hungry than that and try to take a bit out of their Maitre D's.

[umsolopagas]

Fortunately, the penguins/maitre d's had been told beforehand to dust themselves with a mixture of red, hot chilli pepper and black pepper, the effect of which is not felt by the penguins but has occasioned a lot of tearing and sneezing fits that will last the whole day for those predators who tried to take a nip.

[book junkie]

Unfortunately this measure often provokes predators to even greater degrees of violence out of anger.

[rip8fan1]

Fortunately, penguins know where many free anger management classes are held.

[sweetharleygirl]

Unfortunatly there are none of thoes classes in my town, and I know a few people who could use them!

[umsolopagas]

Fortunately, there are state lodges that offer compulsory bed, breakfast and classes to people who, in anger, may overstep their boundaries.

[the grim squeaker]

Unfortunatly, one member snapped at said classes, and AK47'ed everyone within a five mile radius

[umsolopagas]

Fortunately, the state facilities just 5.15 miles from this tragedy were eager to accommodate said member and sent representatives to convey this joyous news and urge him to accept the offer.

[sweetharleygirl]

Unfortunatly he didn't accept the offer.

[umsolopagas]

Fortunately, his acceptance was not a requirement

[ODDBALL715]

Unfortunately it was still really wanted.

[umsolopagas]

Fortunately, he suddenly found the offer attractive and decided to take it up.

[KeE]

Unfortunately he found out just the way to manage his anger, and focused it into a white hot lance of controlled fury. There will be blood.

[sweetharleygirl]

Fortunately everyone stayed out of his way.

[gpackin]

Unfortunately nobody stayed out of sweetharleygirl's way.

[umsolopagas]

Fortunately, she was riding a tricycle and not a harley

[sweetharleygirl]

Unfortunately that really ticked her (me) off!

[gpackin]

Fortunately she is so sweet that when she is ticked off she's still pretty pleasant.

[umsolopagas]

Unfortunately, we are yet to see how she handles a day when everything goes wrong. Imagine a day where she wakes up late with a hang-over to the sound of her neighbours house being torn down. As she gets out of bed she trips and sprains her ankle and hobbles off to have a bath only to discover that there is no running water in the house, and to crown it off, the news headlines on the telly blares out "Demented arsonist burns down all libraries in <insert where sharley lives>". Forgetting the pain in one foot she rushes back out, lashes out to kick the telly only for her foot to go through the glass and get stuck in the TV's innards causing her to lose balance and come crashing down......

[sweetharleygirl]

Fortunately I find that quite funny and am now laughing so hard my library patrons think I'm insane!

[voralfred]

Unfortunately one of the patrons complains to your boss and you are fired.