GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately Thread

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:03 pm

Fortunately you can ignore any thread you want.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:19 pm

Unfortunately, my curiosity is too strong.

book junkie · Post by **book junkie** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:08 pm

Fortunately this thread will not kill you or the cat.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:34 pm

Unfortunately the cat may kill you, depending on what kind of cat we're talking about.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:18 am

Fortunately, cats are scared of crocodiles

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:24 am

Unfortunatly they're not scared of penguins.

Post by **PolarisDiB** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:44 pm

Fortunately, penguins don't live in an area that has a whole lot of cats.

--PolarisDiB

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:44 am

Unfortunately, none of these guys http://www.encounter.co.za/article/101.html is ever going to say something like "Pshaw!! Cats... you won't find any around here."

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:04 pm

Fortunately the have a hilarious name, so anything trying to eat them would just fall over with laughter anyway.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:57 am

Unfortunately, after a long laugh one gets famished and with penguin in hand/paw breakfast would soon be remembered.

book junkie · Post by **book junkie** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:12 pm

Fortunately penguins like to swim whereas cats don't.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:23 pm

Unfortunately, for the sweet penguins, sharks, seals, orcas etc don't mind swimming.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:14 pm

Fortunately the penguin is swiming in a lake and doesn't have to worry about those things.

book junkie · Post by **book junkie** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:05 pm

Unfortunately the lake is nearby a nuclear plant with excess waste and no storage room.

Post by **PolarisDiB** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:42 pm

Fortunately the radiation gives them superpowers without defects.

--PolarisDiB

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:21 am

Unfortunately, the power was being able to do the ballet gracefully on land. What's the use of a pirouette?

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:38 am

Fortunately people flock to see penguins do ballet and they make lots and lots of money!

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:08 pm

Unfortunately, penguins have no concept of money so they just rake it into a pile and poop in it.

book junkie · Post by **book junkie** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:25 pm

Fortunately, this means the penguins aren't corrupted by money and can achieve true enlightenment.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:25 am

Unfortunately, with true enlightenment comes Midas to teach them that the pile of po(m)oney is really valuable to the agricultural sector thus swaying a few of the weak-minded over to the dark side.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:07 pm

Fortunateyly only a few were swayed and the rest took them all out.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:58 am

Unfortunately, now we have a bunch of violent, blood-thirsty penguins running around.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:36 am

Fortunatly I'm no where close to where any penguins live!

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:10 pm

Unfortunately, for you, with all the global-warming you may be the first to find them milling around your fridge.

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:21 pm

Fortunately, the ill effects of global warming are so exaggerated as to be considered a farce, so the penguins will stay where they belong.