Edit: ARR. It's the keel haul for me, I guess. I shoulda said,
Fortunately you have the ability to
ARR. Strap on yer pistols, matey. Buy a likely lad or two a brewsky.

Or twosky. Put a little liquid sleep in there, drag his flea-bit carcass to yer ship, and ANCHORS AWEIGH!
You got yerself a crew. Might have to break 'em in a little, but that's what the keel haul is for! Makes the laddies docile and obedient, don't ya know.
ARR.
It's in the Kidd Handbook for Appropriate Piracy.
