GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately Thread

kapil111 · Post by **kapil111** » Wed May 14, 2008 6:06 am

fortunately one of the seaweed tantacles caught on a window grill...and moonwolf lives...for now(to be continued)

kapil111 · Post by **kapil111** » Wed May 14, 2008 6:07 am

unfortunately moonwolf's on the 1000th floor of a building and the fear has rendered his superpowers useless

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Wed May 14, 2008 1:01 pm

Fortunately I'm there to open a window and pull her in.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:07 pm

kapil111 wrote:unfortunately...while strikin the 'superman pose'...moonwolf slipped on his seaweeds and feel off a very tall building...(to be continued)

f.y.i i'm a girl

Unfortunately, theres an earthquake and we both fall out.

Post by **laurie** » Thu May 15, 2008 1:14 am

Fortunately, you both land on the mattress that was tossed out the window during the party the night before.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Thu May 15, 2008 12:35 pm

Unfortunately now I'm all tangled up in her slimy seaweed fingers.

ravenwing989 · Post by **ravenwing989** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:32 pm

Fortunately, you didn't have to pay alot of money to go to the spa and get that seaweed wrap you've been wanting!!!

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Fri May 16, 2008 6:17 pm

Unfortunately the seaweeds in the ocean shall be my deathbed.

voralfred · Post by **voralfred** » Sat May 17, 2008 4:26 pm

Fortunately I dive, free you from the seaweeds and save you.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Sun May 18, 2008 2:17 am

Unfortunately you got the bends due to your rapid ascent from the bottom of the ocean. Furthermore, there is no decompression chamber nearby and you can't be flown anywhere because the condition is so serious that a further pressure drop would be fatal.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sun May 18, 2008 5:39 pm

Fortunately you were right next to the new floating hospital and saved.

(What does 'the bends' mean really, I understand how you get it but I've never known what happens to you.)

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Mon May 19, 2008 5:37 am

Unfortunately, in the rush to get the new floating hospital up and running, several essential services are not yet operational.

The bends basically is where inert gases dissolved in your blood stream which were respired at a different pressure begin to boil out of solution and you get gas bubbles in your blood stream which are not particularly pleasant. There is a whole bunch of side affects such as dizziness etc etc up until death. If it is bad enough you actually can explode.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:54 am

Fortunately USNS Comfort (T-AH-20), a U.S. Navy hospital ship, steams up and saves the day.

Post by **laurie** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:57 pm

Unfortunately, the Comfort is broadsided by another ship, the Aid, and both ships sink. The Captain of the Aid is later court-martialed for "giving Aid and Comfort to the enemy".

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:41 pm

Fortunately, the captain was court-martialed in absentia since, having watched Titanic, he had the presence of mind to cling to some drifting wood and paddled all the way to the Bahamas. That's what I heard.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Sat May 24, 2008 1:02 am

Unfortunately, he paddled to the Bahamas during the worst hurricane in history.

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu May 29, 2008 5:24 am

fortunatly, the hurricane blew him all the way to a secluded island populated entirely by nymphomaniac naked ladies.

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Thu May 29, 2008 7:27 am

Unfortunately he is gay.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:37 pm

Fortunatly there's a large group of naked men there too.

(can I come along?

)

gpackin · Post by **gpackin** » Thu May 29, 2008 1:17 pm

Unfortunately they are all very homophobic and not very tolerant of alternative lifestyles so they kick the captain off the island. But they do ask him to send sweetharleygirl back in his place.

sweetharleygirl · Post by **sweetharleygirl** » Thu May 29, 2008 1:51 pm

Fortunatly I wasn't busy, and was willing to accommodate their request.

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:20 am

Unfortunately you were kidnapped by the leader of the naked nymphomaniacs, who was a mad plastic surgeon and woke up a week later at the island hospital and found that you undergone a sex-change operation. The naked men kicked you off the island since they didn't like strange men

the grim squeaker · Post by **the grim squeaker** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:11 am

fortunatly that makes no sense, as the island is apparently occupied by both sexes, but you were turned into a hermaphrodite.

moonwolf021 · Post by **moonwolf021** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:25 pm

unfortunately you were rescued... by the guys from the Shawshank Redemption

Red: [narrating] I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that

umsolopagas · Post by **umsolopagas** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:39 pm

the grim squeaker wrote:fortunatly that makes no sense, as the island is apparently occupied by both sexes, but you were turned into a hermaphrodite.

The author of the hot mess of a response that was alluded to was slightly incapacitated by a strange and wondrous liquid which a gentleman behind a counter marketed as vodka-lime.

The author asserts too that said reponse was so unlike the original thought and has duly endeavoured to adjust response to a semblance of its original conception. ':lol:'