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ODDBALL715
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by ODDBALL715 » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:18 pm
Fortunately I'm a rebel.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
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by ChoChiyo » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:53 pm
Unfortunately, all rebels are scheduled to be flogged at dawn tomorrow.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
Echus Cthulhu Mythos
Carpal Tunnel Victim
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:42 pm
Fortunately, I will be the one with the priviledge to deliver the floggings.
The penis mighter than the sword.
ODDBALL715
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by ODDBALL715 » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:05 pm
Unfortunately it's been canceled.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
mccormack44
Grande Dame
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by mccormack44 » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:22 pm
Fortunately it has been rescheculed at a time even more convenient to the flogger.
ODDBALL715
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by ODDBALL715 » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:57 pm
Unfortunately my schedule's booked for the next month so I can't rescedule.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
ChoChiyo
Artificial Intellect
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by ChoChiyo » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:32 am
Fortunately, my superior rank gives me the priviledge of suspending your schedule to allow you to experience multiple floggings at my whim.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
sweetharleygirl
Methuselah's Child
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by sweetharleygirl » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:10 pm
Unfortunatly someone has beten you to the flogging, which has made you very very angry. (please don't flogg the messenger
)
Live Well, Laugh Often & Love Much
Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
ChoChiyo
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by ChoChiyo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:07 pm
Fortunately, I enjoy delivering floggings, so I am happy to be angry with everyone as I know have an excuse to flog EVERYONE!
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
gpackin
Methuselah's Child
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by gpackin » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:51 am
Unfortunately before you new it you found yourself in the position of the flogged with me doing the flogging.
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:22 am
Fortunatly flogging was outlawed at just the right time so ChoChiyo and everyone else was saved, Yay!!
Live Well, Laugh Often & Love Much
Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
gpackin
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by gpackin » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:50 am
Unfortunately for everyone the law only specifically named flogging to be outlawed, thus the canings will begin immediately.
Echus Cthulhu Mythos
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:05 pm
Fortunately, Cho doesn't have a cain. (I do however.)
The penis mighter than the sword.
ODDBALL715
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by ODDBALL715 » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:28 pm
Unfortunately you spelled cane wrong.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
Echus Cthulhu Mythos
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:36 pm
Fortunately, I was refering to Cain as in like Cain from the Bible.
The penis mighter than the sword.
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:37 pm
Fortunatly, for the rest of us, ECM will cane you first for pointing out the spelling flaw.
Live Well, Laugh Often & Love Much
Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
Echus Cthulhu Mythos
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:39 pm
Unfortunately, you double-posted me and have earnt a caning also.
The penis mighter than the sword.
ODDBALL715
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by ODDBALL715 » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:43 pm
Fortunately I'm not alone in my punishment.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:46 pm
Unfortunatly I spoke up when I should have kept my big mouth shut!
Live Well, Laugh Often & Love Much
Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
ODDBALL715
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by ODDBALL715 » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:48 pm
Fortunately so did I.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
sweetharleygirl
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by sweetharleygirl » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:10 pm
Fortunatly there's a chance we could both make a break for it and avoid a caning, or flogging or whatever!
Live Well, Laugh Often & Love Much
Millions of people living as foes, maybe, it's not to late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. ~ Ozzy Osbourne
laurie
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by laurie » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:47 pm
Unfortunately, the Grim Reaper finds everyone eventually.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"So where the hell is he?" -- Laurie
ODDBALL715
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by ODDBALL715 » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:04 am
Fortunately I complimented him so I'm safe. I hope.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey
Echus Cthulhu Mythos
Carpal Tunnel Victim
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by Echus Cthulhu Mythos » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:14 am
Unfortunately, bribes and sucking-up does not postpone the inevitable.
However, I am partial to a bit of chocolate if you wish to live a few months longer...
The penis mighter than the sword.
ODDBALL715
Monolith Dancer
Posts: 2075 Joined: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:47 pm
Location: Indiana
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by ODDBALL715 » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:17 am
Fortunately here's some chocolate.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
Jack Handey