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Post by ODDBALL715 »

Fortunately I'm a rebel.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
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Unfortunately, all rebels are scheduled to be flogged at dawn tomorrow.
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

Fortunately, I will be the one with the priviledge to deliver the floggings.
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Post by ODDBALL715 »

Unfortunately it's been canceled.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
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Post by mccormack44 »

Fortunately it has been rescheculed at a time even more convenient to the flogger.
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Unfortunately my schedule's booked for the next month so I can't rescedule.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
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Fortunately, my superior rank gives me the priviledge of suspending your schedule to allow you to experience multiple floggings at my whim.
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
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But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
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Post by sweetharleygirl »

Unfortunatly someone has beten you to the flogging, which has made you very very angry. (please don't flogg the messenger :( )
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Fortunately, I enjoy delivering floggings, so I am happy to be angry with everyone as I know have an excuse to flog EVERYONE!
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But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
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Post by gpackin »

Unfortunately before you new it you found yourself in the position of the flogged with me doing the flogging. :twisted:
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Post by sweetharleygirl »

Fortunatly flogging was outlawed at just the right time so ChoChiyo and everyone else was saved, Yay!! :clap:
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Unfortunately for everyone the law only specifically named flogging to be outlawed, thus the canings will begin immediately. :deviate:
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

Fortunately, Cho doesn't have a cain. (I do however.)
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Post by ODDBALL715 »

Unfortunately you spelled cane wrong.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

Fortunately, I was refering to Cain as in like Cain from the Bible.
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Post by sweetharleygirl »

Fortunatly, for the rest of us, ECM will cane you first for pointing out the spelling flaw.
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

Unfortunately, you double-posted me and have earnt a caning also. :wink:
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Fortunately I'm not alone in my punishment.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
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Unfortunatly I spoke up when I should have kept my big mouth shut! :roll:
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Fortunately so did I. :lol:
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
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Post by sweetharleygirl »

Fortunatly there's a chance we could both make a break for it and avoid a caning, or flogging or whatever! :roll:
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Unfortunately, the Grim Reaper finds everyone eventually.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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Fortunately I complimented him so I'm safe. I hope. :shock:
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

Unfortunately, bribes and sucking-up does not postpone the inevitable.


However, I am partial to a bit of chocolate if you wish to live a few months longer...
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Post by ODDBALL715 »

Fortunately here's some chocolate.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
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