GAME: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Thread

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Mon May 17, 2004 7:56 pm

CYA clauses

Why does Brad have fuzz growing in his coffee cup but I don't?

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Mon May 17, 2004 8:18 pm

Because you obviously drink more coffee than he does.

Why is Italy shaped like a boot

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Mon May 17, 2004 8:48 pm

because whoever founded the country had an obsession with shoes.

how come the mormons 1) have the second largest supply of weapons and ammo and 2) are hiding it all the under their central church?

Post by **Ghost** » Tue May 18, 2004 8:20 am

Because they were told there would be an excellent opportunity for arms sales during the second coming and there was no place else to stockpile so many weapons.

If it is so great living in the city, how come nobody smiles?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Tue May 18, 2004 8:58 am

Smiling is overrated.

What is the point of dancing?

mrdude · Post by **mrdude** » Tue May 18, 2004 9:44 am

It is an odd comunal cerimony similar to monkeys eating eachothers mites.

If pain is the game how do you win?

Post by **Ghost** » Tue May 18, 2004 10:19 am

You win of course by inflicting enough pain on others to get them to quit, and if you smile while doing that you get bonus points.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around. Do the other trees laugh at it?

Does the ground scream in pain when the roots rip out of it?

Post by **Darb** » Tue May 18, 2004 10:21 am

That's 2 questions:

1) If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, do the other trees laugh at it?

I'm not allowed to answer that - the trees swore me to secrecy.

2) Does the ground scream in pain when the roots rip out of it ?

Ditto above.

Why do tins of mixed cocktail nuts often have "Warning: may contain peanuts" on the back label ... isn't that sort of the point of buying it ?

p.s. Aunflin uses cooking spray for other than baking ... har har ... wimp.

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Tue May 18, 2004 1:44 pm

That label's for the same people who need the warning on a cup of coffee: Caution, contents are HOT!

If dirty deeds are done dirt cheap, what's it cost for cleaner deeds?

Post by **Darb** » Tue May 18, 2004 1:52 pm

More than either you or I can possibly afford, my friend.

/me idly wonders how many people know what that song is actually about

Why aren't "fanny packs" simply called "Men's Purses" ?

Post by **Ghost** » Tue May 18, 2004 1:55 pm

It is a marketing ploy to get guys to buy them, no man in his right mind would wear a â€œman purseâ€

Post by **Darb** » Tue May 18, 2004 2:00 pm

Led Zeppelin concert posters

(re: "Stairway to Heaven")

Say, what happens when the "Grand Funk Railroad" crashes headlong into Cat Steven's "Peace Train" ?

Post by **Ghost** » Tue May 18, 2004 2:07 pm

You better just stand back and watch where you step because you get great pieces of funk every where.

When Jim C. put time in the bottle, did he patent the process?

Post by **Darb** » Tue May 18, 2004 2:16 pm

He didnt have to because everyone knows you dont mess around with jim

Why did Pink Floyd choose the color "Pink" ?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Tue May 18, 2004 6:52 pm

I am not supposed to say this because it was during a secret meeting, but he let it be known to the few present that pink was in fact his favorite color, thus he chose pink.

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan (or w/e else)?

Post by **Darb** » Tue May 18, 2004 7:01 pm

Teflon is actually the byproduct (read that as 'excrement') of a short-lived genetically engineered type of fungus. Scientists have been worried for years that the fungus used in manufacturing non-stick pans will someday escape and coat all inanimate objects everywhere in the world with teflon. Nasty stuff.

Since the trend in food these days seems to be towards supersizing, how come chicken eggs havent been replaced with osterich eggs at the supermarket ?

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Tue May 18, 2004 7:07 pm

Because it would be a daunting task to carry a carton of a dozen osterich eggs--people would be too scared to buy them!

Who made who?

Post by **Darb** » Tue May 18, 2004 7:10 pm

Most bands form themselves, yes .... including "The Who"

How come Brazil Nuts are so #$%^ hard to get outta the dratted shell ?!

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Tue May 18, 2004 7:31 pm

Well, Brazilian males have an overwhelming fear of emasculation and hence have armored genitalia to defend against such.

Why do I associate with you people?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Tue May 18, 2004 7:39 pm

because, as much as you'd hate to admit it, you like associating with us people. if this can rightly be called associating.

why would you ask such a question?

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Tue May 18, 2004 7:45 pm

Because I couldn't think of another stupid question to ask.

Why is it called a checking account? What are you checking?

Kahrey · Post by **Kahrey** » Tue May 18, 2004 7:47 pm

your account duh!

so how do you throw away a trash can?

Aunflin · Post by **Aunflin** » Tue May 18, 2004 7:53 pm

You pick it up an hurl it away from yourself, of course.

Why does our beloved webmaster have three "alter egos?"

mrdude · Post by **mrdude** » Tue May 18, 2004 11:48 pm

all web masters have alter ego's, you learn that in webmaster training. The better the master the more ego's they have, apparently kilt is an uber web master.

If a woodchuch could chuck wood what exactly would that activity entail?

MidasKnight · Post by **MidasKnight** » Wed May 19, 2004 8:20 am

Throwing

Why do Arabs wear turbins when it is so damn hot in the desert?