GAME: Tom Swiftys

Post by **Darb** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:14 pm

"So, what's your angle on all this ?" he asked obtusely.

Post by **Darb** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:46 pm

"BTW, has Kilgore Trout conceeded defeat ?" he asked, toe-ing the waters of the ol toe-man schtick.

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* Pronounced "conceited D{sized} feet"

Post by **Darb** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:29 pm

"This thread seems to have died a premature death" Brad remarked gravely.

Post by **laurie** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:01 pm

"Only because KT isn't making his usual rounds," said Laurie disappointedly.

Post by **Darb** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:23 pm

"I could make his DoD+1 permanent" he rebutted, in a faux-wholesome tone.

"Then again, if he were to spoil his postcount by replying here, he might lose face." he added, facetiously.

Post by **Ghost** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:40 pm

â€œOne would believe that Mr. Fish would have a myriad of Tom Swifts yet to post,â€

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:27 am

"I'm back," said Trout in his deep bass voice.

Post by **Darb** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:41 am

"Hey, I like the spiffy 24 ct gold thumb ring, commemorating your DoD+1. Very nice !" offered Brad, as an off-hand compliment.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:46 pm

"Thank you, Brad. They gave me this fancy flashlight too," KT said, beaming with pride.

Post by **Darb** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:36 pm

"The 'His Thousandship' title sounded very impressive." waxed Brad, in a grandiose tone.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:49 pm

She said, "I think I look so sexy in this hunter's outfit," shooting her mouth off.

Post by **Darb** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:01 pm

"If that outfit was any tighter, you'd explode out of it, hon !" he fulminated* in agreement.

"Incidentally, they're called 'Rabbits' here in America, not 'Hassenfeffer'." he added, splitting linguistic hares.

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* That's a chemical joke on Mercuric Fulminate, a common (but obsolete) explosive.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:17 pm

"I love it when you talk chemistry," she reacted. "It makes me feel like bonding."

Post by **Darb** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:26 pm

"Hey, I'm up for some chemical bondage if you are, Hon ... you want ionic or covalent this time ?" he inquired, while checking the periodic table for the date of her last period.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:42 pm

"You've forgotten I'm already pregnant," she brooded. Why he was concerned about her period, she could not conceive.

Post by **Darb** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:59 pm

"The fact that you're breeding makes you positively radiant" he clicked excitedly, inching his geiger counter closer & closer to her breeder reactor.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:07 pm

"Rad!" she said glowingly.

daetara · Post by **daetara** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:16 am

"you guys have bats in your belfrys," screeched a random passerby echoingly.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:26 am

"A bat! Catch it, Sugar-Pie! We can eat it for dinner, and drink its blood," she said sanguinely.

Post by **Darb** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:26 am

"Tonite, my Dear, we shall dine on Die Fledermaus", he crooned in an operatic tone.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:10 pm

"Ooh baby! The very thought of dining on bat brings out my fangs," she vamped.

Post by **Darb** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:29 pm

{sings}

I'm in the mood for blood
Simply because it's near me
Funny, but when it's near me
(I'm in the mood for blood)

Feral red is in your eyes
Bright as the moon we're under
Oh, is it any wonder?
(I'm in the mood for Blood)

(Why stop to think of whether)
(This little dream might fade?)
(Let's put our hearts together)
Now we are one, I'm not afraid

If there's a bat above
If it should fall we'll eat it
But, for tonight, forget it
(I'm in the mood for blood)

(Why stop to think of whether)
(This little dream might fade?)
(Let's put our hearts together)
Now we are one, I'm not afraid

If there's a bat above
If it should fall we'll eat it
But, for tonight, forget it
I'm in the mood
Hope you're in the mood
For blood

... he sang, sanguinely, in a fugue of black {pud} humor.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:41 pm

"Why Mr. Naden, you are as romantic as the day we married," said Sara. "Would you sing me another song?"

But alas, he deferred, as he was late for work and had little time for Sara Naden.

Kilgore Trout · Post by **Kilgore Trout** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:11 pm

"Very well, you can sing to me later. Off to work with you now, while I whip up a blood gravy for this bat," she said saucily.

Post by **Darb** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:22 pm

"Oh My, what's that HORRIBLE stench, Sarah ??!" fumed Mr. Naden

"I cut a pun, Dear ... that blood pud left me feeling feculent." she added fecklessly.

"But women are SUPPOSED to smell purty !" he added with a sniff.

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