Setting:
Collegiate WOTD Committee, Meeting #4,347 {in progress}
Chairman: "Mr. Secretary, please recite the minutes of our previous meeting." he intoned, filled with bored disinterest.
Secretary: "Meeting #4,346 commenced at 6pm sharp. Attendance was 11. We approved our annual budget, which was $497.52. Aside from a brief appearance by the Janitor, who
galumphed in while we were in session in order to empty our overflowing trash bin, no business of consequence was conducted. Over on IBDoF/IBList, it was noted that someone successfully used
indefatigable in a decent sentence ..."
Secretary {brief pause to shuffle papers, before droning on} "... at 6:22pm, one of the students motioned that we end early, so that we could make 2:1 happy hour at TGI Friday's. The motion was promptly seconded, and I'm sad to report that all but 3 of us raced out of the room before we'd even properly adourned."
Students1-4: Zzzzzzzzzz ...
Students6-9: Zzzzzzzzzz ...
Student5: {stands & salutes}
Chairman: "Yes, Mr ... Mr ..."
Student5: "Johnathan Felice. It might help attendance at our meetings if we could put out a keg, and perhaps do things like offer prizes for most creative WOTD ideas, and perhaps have a wet t-shirt contest."
{all 8 of the other students promptly stir from half-slumber, jump to their feet, and begin enthusiastically gesticulating their approval of the motion}
Chairman: "I'm sorry, Mr. Felice, but I have no desire to see you in a wet T-Shirt."
Student5: "No no no, not me. I meant
The Ladies"
Chairman: "This is a WOTD club, not a topless bar. If the board caught wind of it, I'd be burned at the stake in a mighty
conflagration."
Secretary: {under his breath}
"That might not be a bad thing."
Chairman: "I heard that !"