GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately Thread

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:03 pm

Fortunately, my bunnies are all rabid, leading them to be extremely PRO violence!

Go Bunnies!

And they've all been hanging around Frank the Bunny way too much.

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:36 am

Unfortunately, we have developed a powerful anti-rabies spray which will reduce your rabbits to small lumps.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:16 am

Fortunately, my rabbits are genetically engineered to be immune to sprays of all sorts, including deoderants, so they are often stinky.

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:06 pm

Unfortunately, we have also developed a special genetically-modified carrot that they won't be able to resist - then we drop it down to Davy Jone's Locker, yarr.

This bunny-battle is quality.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:13 am

Fortunately, the bunnies are water resistant and can be used as floatation devices in the event of a shipwreck.

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:20 am

This is getting hard!

Unfortunately, we have a large suction device, so however much they float we will get them in an ultra secure adamantium box on our ship.

Post by **laurie** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:23 am

Fortunately, you'll never run out of ways to torture those cute little devil-bunnies.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:59 pm

Unfortunately (for you) the monster bunnies EAT adamantium, so they will easily escape your containment area. Then, they will look for YOU.

Mwa ha ha

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:24 am

Fortunately, it has a layer of metal that they cannot get out of under any circumstances round it!

Ha, find a loophole in that one!

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:38 am

Unfortunately, setting up a situation where you win by default is an automatic defeat on your part.

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:15 am

Fortunately, you have no say because you are presently thousands of miles from the pirate ship

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:25 am

Unfortunately, it doesn't take a ballistic missle very much time to travel thousands of miles.

nzilla · Post by **nzilla** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:54 am

Fortunately, the AI on those missiles was programmed by Microsoft, so you'll just end up getting a BEON (Blue Explosion of Non-Death).

Sean Whitton · Post by **Sean Whitton** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:13 am

Unfortunately, the blue will panic everyone into thinking their world has crashed.

ChoChiyo · Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:58 pm

Fortunately, my bunnies are skilled teleporters, so they will make their escape....at which time, they will leap to the Casa De Xyrael and drop stinky, sticky bunny droppings in his hair and taunt him.

Greabo Girl · Post by **Greabo Girl** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:56 pm

Unfortunately, they are not as skilled as Frank (yet)

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:30 pm

Fortunately, I'm far more skilled.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:34 pm

Unfortunately, I am even more skilled.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:35 pm

Fortunately, you can't beat me (military policy I'm afraid).

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:35 pm

Unfortunately, I don't have to.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:37 pm

Fortunately, that's very fortunate

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:38 pm

Unfortunately, you will be beaten by someone other than me at my command.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:07 am

Fortunately, that's still against regulations.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos · Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:10 am

Unfortunately, my minions do not have to follow your regulations like I do.

Hunter B · Post by **Hunter B** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:19 am

Fortunately, we have this thing called branched responsibility.