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Traveling carnival owner Thaddeus Flint expands his tour from the American Northeast out to the stars, only to discover that some of the attractions don"t quite hold the audience like they did back on Earth. Realizing that his strip show has no more appeal to an alien audience than watching a saddle come off a horse, he re-assigns his girls to work the game booths on the midway. When one of the girls can"t make the transition, he improvises an alien solution.